I'll play along with your dopey philosophical ideas for a few minutes.
Is it impossible to record sounds?
I am stating something obvious and you are reacting to it as if its nonsense. I knew that would happen and here is why, but first, you don't record sound. The machine records the air pressure patterns and reproduces them and then you hear it later. The machine doesn't "hear" anything, yet it recorded "sound" right? If sound exists without an observer, then the recorder should have an experience of hearing, but most would agree it doesn't because it isn't conscious like you are.
When a tree falls, it causes stuff to move, some of that stuff being air molecules. Stuff moving has no inherent sound or noise properties. How could it? Its just physical objects, however tiny they are, moving from one location in space to another. There is no sound inherent to movement.
We know there is no sound in outer space when something bangs together, obviously because there is no medium to carry any waves. But waves are only more objects moving in space, and they have no sound properties, no more than two pieces of metal in the vacuum of space banging together. Waves are matter being displaced by energy. That's a silent operation.
A sound wave hitting your ear generates a signal, and then somehow those energy patterns result in a totally unexpected, seemingly unrelated auditory experience. Your
experience of sound is a complete mystery to science as of yet, even though the external stimulation of that experience has been understood for a long time and isn't being disputed.
Sound takes place in a conscious brain and only in a conscious brain. It doesn't happen in forests and it doesn't happen with trees, whether you are there to hear it or not. It only happens in you.