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a stolen Pirate joke

Iron Woode

Iron Woode

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After years at sea a pirate returns to his pub for a pint or 2.
"Bloody hell mate! What happened to you?" asked the Bartender "you never used to have that wooden leg!"
"Arg.." Said the pirate " I was off at sea, and in a fight someone chopped my leg off!"
"Wow.. What about you hand, you never used to have a hook."
"AAArrrrGGGG...." Replied the pirate "after the fight where I lost my leg the captain wanted to go treasure hunting and in a freak accident my hand got crushed by an angry ape."
"Amazing." Remarked the bartender, "And what spectacular story lies behind your missing eye?"
At this the pirate went red and mumbled something about bird poop.
"But how did bird poop cause you to lose your eye?"
"Arg.. I wasn't used to the hook."

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how much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
a buccaneer


😀
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
After years at sea a pirate returns to his pub for a pint or 2.
"Bloody hell mate! What happened to you?" asked the Bartender "you never used to have that wooden leg!"
"Arg.." Said the pirate " I was off at sea, and in a fight someone chopped my leg off!"
"Wow.. What about you hand, you never used to have a hook."
"AAArrrrGGGG...." Replied the pirate "after the fight where I lost my leg the captain wanted to go treasure hunting and in a freak accident my hand got crushed by an angry ape."
"Amazing." Remarked the bartender, "And what spectacular story lies behind your missing eye?"
At this the pirate went red and mumbled something about bird poop.
"But how did bird poop cause you to lose your eye?"
"Arg.. I wasn't used to the hook."

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heh
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode

how much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
a buccaneer


😀
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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG LMFAO~~~ BAHHAHAHAHAHHHA!!!

or something liek that
 
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