a stolen Pirate joke

[Iron Woode]

After years at sea a pirate returns to his pub for a pint or 2.
"Bloody hell mate! What happened to you?" asked the Bartender "you never used to have that wooden leg!"
"Arg.." Said the pirate " I was off at sea, and in a fight someone chopped my leg off!"
"Wow.. What about you hand, you never used to have a hook."
"AAArrrrGGGG...." Replied the pirate "after the fight where I lost my leg the captain wanted to go treasure hunting and in a freak accident my hand got crushed by an angry ape."
"Amazing." Remarked the bartender, "And what spectacular story lies behind your missing eye?"
At this the pirate went red and mumbled something about bird poop.
"But how did bird poop cause you to lose your eye?"
"Arg.. I wasn't used to the hook."

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how much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
a buccaneer

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
After years at sea a pirate returns to his pub for a pint or 2.
"Bloody hell mate! What happened to you?" asked the Bartender "you never used to have that wooden leg!"
"Arg.." Said the pirate " I was off at sea, and in a fight someone chopped my leg off!"
"Wow.. What about you hand, you never used to have a hook."
"AAArrrrGGGG...." Replied the pirate "after the fight where I lost my leg the captain wanted to go treasure hunting and in a freak accident my hand got crushed by an angry ape."
"Amazing." Remarked the bartender, "And what spectacular story lies behind your missing eye?"
At this the pirate went red and mumbled something about bird poop.
"But how did bird poop cause you to lose your eye?"
"Arg.. I wasn't used to the hook."

heh

 

[KarenMarie]

5.8/10

 

[Agnostos Insania]

Hehe, that's pretty good.

 

[bigrash]

hehe

 

[Whitecloak]

lol

 

[SofaKing]

Originally posted by: Whitecloak
lol

lol

 

[FoBoT]

pirate jokes rule, ninja jokes drool

 

[jEct2]

=P

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Older than Davey Jones, but still funny.

6/10

 

[HardcoreRobot]

did you hear about that new pirate movie? its gonna be rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
did you hear about that new pirate movie? its gonna be rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

It's driving me nuts!

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

how much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
a buccaneer

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG LMFAO~~~ BAHHAHAHAHAHHHA!!!

or something liek that

 

[Brutuskend]

ARRRHH

It's driving me nuts!

 

[OutHouse]

heheh not bad.

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Older than Davey Jones, but still funny.

6/10

 

[dighn]

would be funnier if the thought didn't make me cringe