So I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.
Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the [censored] is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my [censored] sisters head.
she immideatly drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my [censored] shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her [censored] guts out.
Most [censored] embarassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff".and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your [censored] room immediatly you sick [censored] bastard". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.
i really feel like killing myself right now
update
I really didnt feel like thinking about this so sorry for the late update, but basically because my sister is only 11 she did a [censored] job of explaining what happened, so when my dad talked to me he barely even gave a chance for me to explain because he was constantly yelling at me ,and this is what really pissed me off, he even asked my sister if I made her tell the wierd spider story because if she didnt I might do something bad to her.
I was so pissed that he even asked that and actually believed i might do something like this that i just went off on him. I didnt get to explain the story very good because with him constantly calling me a [censored] sick pedophile bitch and stuff made me so angry that I just wanted to punch him. Ijust was cussing back at him and this is the first time i had tears in my eyes in a long time (i barely ever cry) and he told me to get the [censored] out of the house and never come back so i said fine [censored] you and threw all my [censored] in my car.
I really have never wanted to die so much before. I sat in my car in walmart parking lot pretending my hand was a gun and i was shooting myself. if i actually had a gun i guarantee you i would be dead right now.
After i got my act together i went over to my friends house and crashed there (but didnt tell him the story, just said i got in a fight with parents) i am really pissed at my family and plan on never talking to them again. the college that i go to, my dad works as a security guard at during the day, so tomorrow i am going to withdrawal from it and i am going to join the military instead. i seriously hate my dad so [censored] much and dont evenwant to be in the same town as him. i really hope i get my head blown off and he sees it in the paper, then he will be so [censored] happy
Shens? Maybe, but it's still funny.
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