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So I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the [censored] is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my [censored] sisters head.

she immideatly drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my [censored] shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her [censored] guts out.

Most [censored] embarassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff".and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your [censored] room immediatly you sick [censored] bastard". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

i really feel like killing myself right now

update

I really didnt feel like thinking about this so sorry for the late update, but basically because my sister is only 11 she did a [censored] job of explaining what happened, so when my dad talked to me he barely even gave a chance for me to explain because he was constantly yelling at me ,and this is what really pissed me off, he even asked my sister if I made her tell the wierd spider story because if she didnt I might do something bad to her.

I was so pissed that he even asked that and actually believed i might do something like this that i just went off on him. I didnt get to explain the story very good because with him constantly calling me a [censored] sick pedophile bitch and stuff made me so angry that I just wanted to punch him. Ijust was cussing back at him and this is the first time i had tears in my eyes in a long time (i barely ever cry) and he told me to get the [censored] out of the house and never come back so i said fine [censored] you and threw all my [censored] in my car.

I really have never wanted to die so much before. I sat in my car in walmart parking lot pretending my hand was a gun and i was shooting myself. if i actually had a gun i guarantee you i would be dead right now.

After i got my act together i went over to my friends house and crashed there (but didnt tell him the story, just said i got in a fight with parents) i am really pissed at my family and plan on never talking to them again. the college that i go to, my dad works as a security guard at during the day, so tomorrow i am going to withdrawal from it and i am going to join the military instead. i seriously hate my dad so [censored] much and dont evenwant to be in the same town as him. i really hope i get my head blown off and he sees it in the paper, then he will be so [censored] happy
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Shens? Maybe, but it's still funny.
 
Oh man! Doesn't sound like shens to me, although it would be easier to see if we could get a link to the actual post.

That really sucks for him.
 
Wow, that guy and his parents are both retarded. And the girl is too, because she's 11 and can't explain what happened. It was funny, though 🙂.
 
thats pretty ****** great.

that would be a decent opening scene to a wacky comedy movie now that you mention it.
 
so...like does everyone have a part in their 2007 resolution plan to do something dirty with a family member?
 
I seriously felt sick reading that. If it's true, that's SO sad. I hope that if it's really true and the kid didn't do anything, that his dad realizes it.

🙁 🙁
 
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: JoeKing
what bro and sis vid? Do I wanna know?
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The bro is dancing with his sister like you would with a girl you wanted to hook up with at a club.
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ok sold link to this disturbing video?
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bahahahahahaha! :laugh:
see this is what I get for not checking in on OT for a few days. Quality threads like this.
 
Originally posted by: bum
Wow, that guy and his parents are both retarded. And the girl is too, because she's 11 and can't explain what happened. It was funny, though 🙂.
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You're assuming that there was a spider.
 
Originally posted by: dabuddha
Originally posted by: bum
Wow, that guy and his parents are both retarded. And the girl is too, because she's 11 and can't explain what happened. It was funny, though 🙂.
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You're assuming that there was a spider.
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QFT. I would have just quoted you and not added more, as you said it perfectly, but you can get banned for that these days.
 
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