A new theory that aims to replace the Big Bang

[Orsorum]

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<< The Fund a Mental Case Christians, Jews and Muslims always considered Adam screwing Eve as the "Big Bang" >>



Hello, wow, way to make a stupid joke, AND insult three major religions all at once.

Once again, RD, your presence graces us all. >>



bwahaha, I found it rather funny and very telling of the reality of religion today. But hey that's just my opiumonion, I could be right. >>



I did, too, actually. *shhhh*

 

[Red Dawn]

WQell at least I'm not crapping in a Religious thread. All true Fund a Mental Cases believe in Creationism so they would be posting in here unless it's to crap themselves.

 

[joohang]

<< The Fund a Mental Case Christians, Jews and Muslims always considered Adam screwing Eve as the "Big Bang" >>

 

[AmazonRasta]

<< An energy field that pervades the universe then creates new matter and radiation, which restarts the cycle. >>



Duh, it's the force!

 

[Moonbeam]

This has interesting parallels to how I picture the universe. I visulize a white hole, the big bang, as a constant event. The universe is continually erupting out of a white hole and collapsing into a black hole that are in the same place, the intersection of the line that makes a figure eight, but maybe twisted like a moibus. The loops are the curvature of space time, one running forward and the other running backward. The figure eight has two loops in our ehght, but they could be bound together, the forward stream and the backward stream separated only dimensionally. The age of the universe is determined by the distance our portion of space has traveled on the loop. So on one end you have a white hole fed by a black hole, and at the other entropy.

 

[element]

eh what does the entropy look like Moonie?

the expansion of the universe? (just a guess) but what does it look like before the universe gets there on the loop?

 

[Stiler]

i got a theory for all of ya's, how bout Its been here forever and will be forever? *gasp*

 

[kgraeme]

<< Duh, it's the force! >>



Didn't you get the memo? The force isn't real, it's just mitochondria, er, metered-chlorine, er, metacholonic...ah crap, it's the Force. Happy?

 

[Nefrodite]

glen miller rulez!!!


hehe and i thought u were going to bring up creationism or something ah well.


<< Duh, it's the force! >>



Didn't you get the memo? The force isn't real, it's just mitochondria, er, metered-chlorine, er, metacholonic...ah crap, it's the Force. Happy?


oh man, lucas so ruined the force with that bit

 

[nachiketa1]

nothing new. maybe one day the western world will scientifically prove what the sages of ancient India have known all along.

hindu concept of time

 

[freemanteo]

WOW!! Unbeliveable..... i mean... WOW!

Another imaginable theory! Incredibly genius! Best job in the world! Who would'nt love to get paid millions to imagine our existence!

On tbe sad note, this will effect gulible"unaware" humans..... Just like the evolution theory! Things people dream of... funny!

 

[HappyPuppy]

theories are stupid.

No, you are stupid. Theories are what drive scientific investigation.

 

[djheater]

Sure. Makes sense.

I still can't wrap my mind around an infintie universe. An expanding universe must expand into something.... what is it expanding into?

 

[Martin]

<< WOW!! Unbeliveable..... i mean... WOW!

Another imaginable theory! Incredibly genius! Best job in the world! Who would'nt love to get paid millions to imagine our existence!

On tbe sad note, this will effect gulible"unaware" humans..... Just like the evolution theory! Things people dream of... funny! >>





well, aren't you a fountain of intelligence.

 

[HombrePequeno]

<< Time is a man made construct, and it is all relative. >>



Time is very real. How we measure it is a man-made contruct though.



<< theories are stupid. >>



So we shouldn't think aboot things whatsoever?

 

[JetBlack69]

<< Finally an interesting thread. It's just too bad I dont know more about astrophysics\mathematics........yet. >>



[Homer Simpson voice] I wish I read more of that book by that wheel-chair guy. [/Homer Simpson voice]

I'm not saying you are Homer, but that was the first thing that popped into my head when I read what you wrote.

 

[PistachioByAzul]

A new theory of the universe suggests that space and time may not have begun in a big bang, but may have always existed in an endless cycle of expansion and rebirth.

Up and down, 1 and 0, on and off. Like waves of energy.

 

[Legendary]

That was easily the most interesting thing I've read all weekend.
Good find.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

<< WQell at least I'm not crapping in a Religious thread. All true Fund a Mental Cases believe in Creationism so they would be posting in here unless it's to crap themselves. >>



Serious, serious angst

But seriously folks, this theory is not the Big Bang at all. The Big Band err, I mean Bang requires a singularity. It drove Hawking et al crazy. This avoids the who thing. Reminds me of a hybrid Big bang and Steady State theory.

 

[element]

<< It drove Hawking et al crazy. >>



I didn't know Hawking went crazy...

Then again I didn't know Hawking drove. Maybe he makes Nefs go mad....in droves.

Now if he ever did go mad it might happen from human stupidity and not from theorizing. .... But that's just my theory on the subject.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

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<< It drove Hawking et al crazy. >>

I didn't know Hawking went crazy...

Then again I didn't know Hawking drove. Maybe he makes Nefs go mad....in droves. Now if he ever did go mad it might happen from human stupidity and not from theorizing. .... But that's just my theory on the subject. >>



Look for the turbo under the wheelchair

 

[b0mbrman]

Yeah, but this isn't like other stories...one thing *did* happen...

 

[XZeroII]

My thory is that it wasn't as much of a Big Bank as it was a small pop. I don't know, just my oppinion...

 

[ElFenix]

is it just me, or are scientologists always changing their minds? first they tell you you're not living up to your potential, and now they say there was no big bang and we're all some logical impossibility anyway. and they keep having that stress test... whats up with that?


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<< My thory is that it wasn't as much of a Big Bank as it was a small pop. I don't know, just my oppinion... >>

thory? big bank like chase? small pop like the 16 oz one at wendy's? well you can store your money in the big bank, and you can use that money to buy a small pop...