A New Low in Parenting

moshquerade

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I know it's probably been mentioned here that some sorry excuse for a parent is suing McDonalds through a "consumer group" to get them to stop putting toys in Happy Meals, but I am just amazed that this "parent" is suing because if she doesn't buy her kid a happy meal she becomes disagreeable and she "pouts". :|
Further, this mother actually works for a federally funded program that advocates healthy eating! Of all people she should know NOT to let her kids eat McD's crap regardless.

McDonald's suit over Happy Meal toys by California mom Monet Parham new low in responsible parenting

Wednesday, December 15th 2010, 4:27 PM

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With perfect Grinch timing, a consumer group has sued McDonald’s demanding that it take the toys out of its Happy Meals.

The Center for Science in the Public Interest, an advocacy group, claims it violates California law for the hamburger chain to make its meals too appealing to kids, thus launching them on a lifelong course to overeating and other health horrors. It’s representing an allegedly typical mother of two from Sacramento named Monet Parham. What’s Parham’s (so to speak) beef? “Because of McDonald’s marketing, [her daughter] Maya has frequently pestered Parham into purchasing Happy Meals, thereby spending money on a product she would not otherwise have purchased.”

You’re probably wondering: How is this grounds for a lawsuit? No one forced Parham to take her daughters to McDonald’s, buy them that particular menu item, and sit by as they ate every last French fry in the bag (if they did).

No, she’s suing because when she said no, her kids became disagreeable and “pouted” – for which she wants class action status. If she gets it, McDonald’s isn’t the only company that should worry. Other kids pout because parents won’t get them 800-piece Lego sets, Madame Alexander dolls and Disney World vacations. Are those companies going to be liable too?
The center’s longtime shtick is to complain that businesses like McDonald’s, rather than our own choices, are to blame for rising obesity. So let’s take Happy Meals as an example. When you buy one, you get a string of choices. Milk or soda? (Is that really a hard choice for a parent worried about nutrition?) You can swap out the fattening French fries for “apple dippers” with caramel sauce and plenty of kid appeal. But your choices do not end there. If you think the scoop of fries is too big for a kid serving, you can tell the kid to share it with the grownup on hand, namely you. (You’re the grownup. You make the rules.) You can even, shocking as this sounds, toss the surplus French fries into the disposal bin.

Much of the interviewing press was happy to treat Monet Parham as a random (if oddly well-informed) California mom, but it didn’t take the blogosphere long to discover that she is apparently anything but random. Ira Stoll, who blogs at Future of Capitalism and used to put out the New York Times-tweaking smartertimes.com, soon discovered (via a commenter) that she is in fact the same person as Monet Parham-Lee, who is a “regional program manager” on the state of California payroll for child nutrition matters.

Specifically, she works on a federally funded program that campaigns to exhort people to eat their vegetables and that sort of thing. The comment:

“Interestingly, her name has been scrubbed from the website of Champions for Change, the Network for a Healthy California. She has given numerous presentations and attended conferences on the importance of eating vegetables and whatnot.

“She presents herself as an ordinary mother. She is not. She is an advocate, and an employee of a California agency tasked with advocating the eating of vegetables. To the extent that Monet Parham-Lee has EVER taken her daughter to a McDonald's, she should have known better.”
If you sense a campaign in progress, you’re right. At the moment it happens to be centered on California, where both San Francisco and suburban Marin County have passed laws against Happy Meals. And California also has a distinctively liberal consumer law under which far-fetched claims like this one, which might be hooted down elsewhere, regularly get consideration in court.

That said, it’s unlikely that even California courts will approve this suit. But in the mean time, the Center for Science in the Public Interest will fatten off the publicity, unattractively.
 

Eli

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The fuck? I hope the judge laughs and throws this out.

And charges them all court fees.

Seriously, what is wrong with people? How can things like this go through peoples heads, and they think it's okay? :eek:
 

MustangSVT

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still, nothing tops the idiot that killed his daughter while backing up his car and sued nissan for not having a saftey feature for morons.

I wonder whatever happened to that case.
 

bfdd

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wow parenting has taken a shit since I was a kid. If I wanted something and my mom said no and I continued to bitch and moan about it I NEVER got it. Hell she'd take things away and tell me to stfu. I don't understand all this "constructive parenting" that people think is so awesome, it's pretty much ruining the newer generation of Americans turning us more into entitled little bitches who whine and moan about shit instead of just "turning the other cheek" and moving on.
 

MarkXIX

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I guess I need this explained to me, but first, my story from personal experience.

As a kid, I ate my fair share of Happy Meals. I got my toy and damn straight I looked forward to it! I was never, at any point as a child, fat, period. Neither were any of my other four brothers and sister (mostly step from my mom's second marriage).

If I'm doing some basic reasoning and logic, 6/6 ate happy meals and got toys as kids, 0/6 ended up fat at ANY point in their lives. Those are some damn good odds given that today at least 1 or 2 in every 6 kids is overweight or obese.

So, you want the solution here? My mom always told us to get the hell out of the house and go do something and we did. Sure, we had Atari and Nintendo growing up and we played that too. What we played more of was outside, namely, football, basketball, riding bikes, etc.

So, solution: worthless fucking mom needs to tell lazy fucking kid to get off her lazy fucking ass and go the fuck outside once in a while. Problem solved. Oh, and whiny kid who whines about eating Happy Meal will be thin and hungry enough to eat one every fucking day and stay thin. Problem solved. The end.

PS - If I were the judge, I would say exactly this, slam the gavel on the bench and finish with a flourish by saying "Now get the fuck out of my house! Go outside and play!"
 
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wischeez

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Just remove all fast food restaurants from Californication. Simple fix. If it's not there, you can't buy it.
 

DesiPower

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what a freak show... I am sure must be from a "minority" community, only such a person can imagine winning such a case.
 

shortylickens

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God damn!
Have things really changed that much since the 80's?
I dont think I could survive childhood now. Going to court all the time to look pathetic and "abused" would keep me from school.
 

wwswimming

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i think the "toys in Happy Meals" issue should be decided by those who enjoy them - the kids.

adults should just stand and watch and make sure the toys don't have lead paint.
 

alkemyst

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another kid growing up learning you should always get what you want, no matter at what cost.