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A Million Ways to Die in the West
Well, pretty funny.
Mel brooks couldn't have done better.
Favorite lines:
Gee, people live to be almost 35 now a days.
I don't want to be a 15 year old old-maid.
I don't want to go to the fair. People die at the fair.
(Preacher) Let us remember the loss of our fellow citizen smashed under a block of ice.
Let us remember him as we sip on our cool refreshing drinks this Summer.
Thank you all. And be careful, there is a Coyote watch in effect.
There is a dead body in the street. Oh, thats just the mayor. He's been there a few weeks now.
Your a terrible sheep farmer. Your sheep are everywhere. Some over here, over there, one on your roof. (Camera shot of a sheep on the roof).
(Introducing girlfriend) And this is my mother and father. (Father) Fuck off.
(Sarah Silverman the town whore) I've had hundreds of men but Im a Christian, so honey I want to save myself for our wedding night.
Oh, her, she died when a tumbling tumble weed cut her throat.
Non stop comedy, death, fuck jokes, sheep, spatular wild west scenery better then any western i've seen.
Liam Neeson's best role.
Neil Patrick Harris sex with my mustache scene.
Sarah Silverman, perfection in comedy.
Charlize Theron. Nuff said.
Bill Maher. One of many surprise appearances.
Well, pretty funny.
Mel brooks couldn't have done better.
Favorite lines:
Gee, people live to be almost 35 now a days.
I don't want to be a 15 year old old-maid.
I don't want to go to the fair. People die at the fair.
(Preacher) Let us remember the loss of our fellow citizen smashed under a block of ice.
Let us remember him as we sip on our cool refreshing drinks this Summer.
Thank you all. And be careful, there is a Coyote watch in effect.
There is a dead body in the street. Oh, thats just the mayor. He's been there a few weeks now.
Your a terrible sheep farmer. Your sheep are everywhere. Some over here, over there, one on your roof. (Camera shot of a sheep on the roof).
(Introducing girlfriend) And this is my mother and father. (Father) Fuck off.
(Sarah Silverman the town whore) I've had hundreds of men but Im a Christian, so honey I want to save myself for our wedding night.
Oh, her, she died when a tumbling tumble weed cut her throat.
Non stop comedy, death, fuck jokes, sheep, spatular wild west scenery better then any western i've seen.
Liam Neeson's best role.
Neil Patrick Harris sex with my mustache scene.
Sarah Silverman, perfection in comedy.
Charlize Theron. Nuff said.
Bill Maher. One of many surprise appearances.
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