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A Man's life.....Before and AFTER marriage!

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Originally posted by: amnesiac
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: ThreeLeggedGnome
Wahahahaha just got engaged like 2 months, I'm twice as heavy as she is and probably 5 times as strong but somehow I have no doubt that we will end up like that pair of lions in the 2nd pic 😉
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Ironically, you find it amusing, almost in an ethereal sense now. It will become your reality in about two years. The honeymoon wears off. Men get bored; women get EVIL. Good luck.
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Heh. Bitter much, Michael? I've heard your story so you have every right to be. I don't think you can really classify ALL women as evil though....but then again, ALL men are the same no matter what they say so maybe there's truth in that. 😀
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Trying to hide the fact that I am bitter is like trying to cover a football field with a postage stamp; not physically possible. However, the reality is this (proven by myself and countless other sacrificial husbands):

If and when the marriage dissolves, the man will lose both financially and emotionally. God help you if there are children involved...you will rue the day you ever layed eyes on the child's mother.

When she files the divorce motion:

The man has to leave the house because "she doesn't feel comfortable" (never mind the fact that her boyfriend moved in last week)
The man has to pay (the "pay" is a recurring motif, here) to hire a lawyer, just so he can get INTO HIS HOUSE to get the records to defend himself in court, so he can---->>>

Pay again to get his stuff out of police impound b/c she left it out on the street and the police seized it as evidence of illegal dumping.

Pay, pay, pay, PAY. Marriage = misery.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: ThreeLeggedGnome
Wahahahaha just got engaged like 2 months, I'm twice as heavy as she is and probably 5 times as strong but somehow I have no doubt that we will end up like that pair of lions in the 2nd pic 😉
Click to expand...

Ironically, you find it amusing, almost in an ethereal sense now. It will become your reality in about two years. The honeymoon wears off. Men get bored; women get EVIL. Good luck.
Click to expand...

Heh. Bitter much, Michael? I've heard your story so you have every right to be. I don't think you can really classify ALL women as evil though....but then again, ALL men are the same no matter what they say so maybe there's truth in that. 😀
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Trying to hide the fact that I am bitter is like trying to cover a football field with a postage stamp; not physically possible. However, the reality is this (proven by myself and countless other sacrificial husbands):

If and when the marriage dissolves, the man will lose both financially and emotionally. God help you if there are children involved...you will rue the day you ever layed eyes on the child's mother.

When she files the divorce motion:

The man has to leave the house because "she doesn't feel comfortable" (never mind the fact that her boyfriend moved in last week)
The man has to pay (the "pay" is a recurring motif, here) to hire a lawyer, just so he can get INTO HIS HOUSE to get the records to defend himself in court, so he can---->>>

Pay again to get his stuff out of police impound b/c she left it out on the street and the police seized it as evidence of illegal dumping.

Pay, pay, pay, PAY. Marriage = misery.
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no wonder ur face looks like that...

-Ed
 
Originally posted by: BruinEd03
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: ThreeLeggedGnome
Wahahahaha just got engaged like 2 months, I'm twice as heavy as she is and probably 5 times as strong but somehow I have no doubt that we will end up like that pair of lions in the 2nd pic 😉
Click to expand...

Ironically, you find it amusing, almost in an ethereal sense now. It will become your reality in about two years. The honeymoon wears off. Men get bored; women get EVIL. Good luck.
Click to expand...

Heh. Bitter much, Michael? I've heard your story so you have every right to be. I don't think you can really classify ALL women as evil though....but then again, ALL men are the same no matter what they say so maybe there's truth in that. 😀
Click to expand...

Trying to hide the fact that I am bitter is like trying to cover a football field with a postage stamp; not physically possible. However, the reality is this (proven by myself and countless other sacrificial husbands):

If and when the marriage dissolves, the man will lose both financially and emotionally. God help you if there are children involved...you will rue the day you ever layed eyes on the child's mother.

When she files the divorce motion:

The man has to leave the house because "she doesn't feel comfortable" (never mind the fact that her boyfriend moved in last week)
The man has to pay (the "pay" is a recurring motif, here) to hire a lawyer, just so he can get INTO HIS HOUSE to get the records to defend himself in court, so he can---->>>

Pay again to get his stuff out of police impound b/c she left it out on the street and the police seized it as evidence of illegal dumping.

Pay, pay, pay, PAY. Marriage = misery.
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no wonder ur face looks like that...

-Ed
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hahahaha

 
Originally posted by: MichaelD

Trying to hide the fact that I am bitter is like trying to cover a football field with a postage stamp; not physically possible. However, the reality is this (proven by myself and countless other sacrificial husbands):

If and when the marriage dissolves, the man will lose both financially and emotionally. God help you if there are children involved...you will rue the day you ever layed eyes on the child's mother.

When she files the divorce motion:

The man has to leave the house because "she doesn't feel comfortable" (never mind the fact that her boyfriend moved in last week)
The man has to pay (the "pay" is a recurring motif, here) to hire a lawyer, just so he can get INTO HIS HOUSE to get the records to defend himself in court, so he can---->>>

Pay again to get his stuff out of police impound b/c she left it out on the street and the police seized it as evidence of illegal dumping.

Pay, pay, pay, PAY. Marriage = misery.
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Shoulda had my lawyer. I came out smelling like a rose. Kept the house, no maintenance and 50/50 visitation with the girls! 😀

'course, the house is now gone cuz I was unemployed for so long but....

Yeah...women are evil. No doubt about that. Lots of hidden agendas on their plates.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: LAUST
I didn't even make it to marrage (thankfully) just lived with my last GF for a little over 2 years and all I got was the 2nd pic.

It's so much better to live with them for awhile and let the true colors show.... or if you get bored too 😛 😉
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Roger that!!! I agree 100%.
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Yup. People change, and it's a good idea to know if they're going to change into someone who's nice and caring, or a controlling bitch. 😛

/me still laughs @ pics

- M4H
 
After 17 years of marriage I sometimes think I missed my calling. I should have been a marriage counsellor. I would walk around with a big neon button saying "just say no". I would offer 5 minute sessions and guarantee absolute satisfaction...just say no.

But that's only half the story. My wife is nice, not a bitch, I just sometimes prefer the idea of isolation.

But the lion pics are great.
 
Brutuskend,
I viewed the other pics in your gallery, a lot of them are pretty funny! Where'd you find these from?
 
Dude, I turn 22 in August and I lived with my g/f for a year and that was the best learning experience EVER. If you're gonna marry somebody you're settin yourself up for divorce if you've never lived with them. I figure you can only make that kind of big time decision if your g/f can take a piss, leave the door open, and think nothing of it......hahaha.

btw.......my g/f and I split after the lease was up.......nice to be a free man again......hahaha
 
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