A Man's life.....Before and AFTER marriage!

[Brutuskend]

Before marriage

After marriage

 

[dabuddha]

lol

 

[RalphKramden]

Sounds about right from my married friends.

 

[prodigy]

hahaha

 

[jcovercash]

lol

 

[ILikeStuff]

Oh Lord I hope not!

<---- going to propose in the next few months

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: ILikeStuff
Oh Lord I hope not!

<---- going to propose in the next few months

They're exaggerating, although some guys do indeed let their wives walk all over them for some reason.

 

[LAUST]

I didn't even make it to marrage (thankfully) just lived with my last GF for a little over 2 years and all I got was the 2nd pic.

It's so much better to live with them for awhile and let the true colors show.... or if you get bored too

 

[ohtwell]

LOL!!


: ) Amanda

 

[djheater]

There was recently a thread discussing this that got deleted. Not to crap on the joke, but I'm married and I still have plenty of sex.

 

[Nightfall]

Originally posted by: djheater
There was recently a thread discussing this that got deleted. Not to crap on the joke, but I'm married and I still have plenty of sex.

Same here...

 

[Vic]

 

[Quixfire]

LOL, but true in some marriages.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: djheater
There was recently a thread discussing this that got deleted. Not to crap on the joke, but I'm married and I still have plenty of sex.

Does the wife know about it?

 

[TwinkleToes77]

LOL

 

[skateallday]

Thats cool

 

[bobcpg]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: djheater
There was recently a thread discussing this that got deleted. Not to crap on the joke, but I'm married and I still have plenty of sex.

Does the wife know about it?

...or is she awake at the time??

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: LAUST
I didn't even make it to marrage (thankfully) just lived with my last GF for a little over 2 years and all I got was the 2nd pic.

It's so much better to live with them for awhile and let the true colors show.... or if you get bored too

Roger that!!! I agree 100%.

The sole reason women always want the "ultimate commitment" is b/c it's not so easy for the man to say:

Fvsk this sh1t

Pack his stuff and bail. They want your nutsack in their hip pocket. NO marriage for me, thanks.

 

[Bushwicktrini]

LOL

 

[Brutuskend]

Up for those who missed it.

 

[ThreeLeggedGnome]

Wahahahaha just got engaged like 2 months, I'm twice as heavy as she is and probably 5 times as strong but somehow I have no doubt that we will end up like that pair of lions in the 2nd pic

 

[thawolfman]

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: ThreeLeggedGnome
Wahahahaha just got engaged like 2 months, I'm twice as heavy as she is and probably 5 times as strong but somehow I have no doubt that we will end up like that pair of lions in the 2nd pic

Ironically, you find it amusing, almost in an ethereal sense now. It will become your reality in about two years. The honeymoon wears off. Men get bored; women get EVIL. Good luck.

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: ThreeLeggedGnome
Wahahahaha just got engaged like 2 months, I'm twice as heavy as she is and probably 5 times as strong but somehow I have no doubt that we will end up like that pair of lions in the 2nd pic

Ironically, you find it amusing, almost in an ethereal sense now. It will become your reality in about two years. The honeymoon wears off. Men get bored; women get EVIL. Good luck.

Heh. Bitter much, Michael? I've heard your story so you have every right to be. I don't think you can really classify ALL women as evil though....but then again, ALL men are the same no matter what they say so maybe there's truth in that.

 

[Eli]

kitty pr0n!