A joke

[Xylitol]

A bear walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
The bear says, "I'll have a gin...[big pause]... and a tonic."
The bartender goes, "What's with the big pause?"
And the bear says "What can I say, I'm a big bear."

It seems like girls usually find this joke funnier

-Credit to Tim Conway Jr.

 

[Ruptga]

So, two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

 

[Xylitol]

(not my own)

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
So, two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

LOL!

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
A bear walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
The bear says, "I'll have a gin...[big pause]... and a tonic."
The bartender goes, "What's with the big pause?"
And the bear says "What can I say, I'm a big bear."

It seems like girls usually find this joke funnier

It seems like they're just humoring you to make you feel better.

 

[Dumac]

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
So, two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

So three elephants fall from the sky, two onto land and once into water...

 

[Farang]

i think that joke probably works better verbally

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: Farang
i think that joke probably works better verbally

I thought there was something I wasn't getting...but maybe it just sucks.

 

[KevinCU]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: Farang
i think that joke probably works better verbally

I thought there was something I wasn't getting...but maybe it just sucks.

pause

Also: lol@ADDAvenger's comment.

 

[xcript]

I like it.

 

[gar3555]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
A bear walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
The bear says, "I'll have a gin...[big pause]... and a tonic."
The bartender goes, "What's with the big pause?"
And the bear says "What can I say, I'm a big bear."

It seems like girls usually find this joke funnier

-Credit to Tim Conway Jr.

What's a Tim Conway...

hehe

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: gar3555

What's a Tim Conway...

hehe

I see what you did thar.

 

[Zee]

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
So, two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

"bah duhm, Pish!"

 

[Pegun]

Originally posted by: Zee

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
So, two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

"bah duhm, Pish!"

Wow, it took me until then to get that joke.

 

[AkumaX]

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
So, two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: KevinCU

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: Farang
i think that joke probably works better verbally

I thought there was something I wasn't getting...but maybe it just sucks.

pause

Also: lol@ADDAvenger's comment.

Ah, I got it. I was kinda tired last night... ;

 

[acheron]

I've heard the last line as "I don't know, I was born with them."

Cracked me up when I first heard it, but I think I was tired and drunk at the time.

 

[JDub02]

*groan* that's really bad.
3/10

i've yet to find one as good as the one with the dog falling over. that one was classic.

 

[darkxshade]

I had to read the joke twice to get it and I didn't so much as smirked.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: JDub02
*groan* that's really bad.
3/10

i've yet to find one as good as the one with the dog falling over. that one was classic.

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[Fritzo]

Um, that joke is older than Tim Conway Sr.

Here's my favorite:

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, says "No, we don't sell grapes." The duck then leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks "Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender starts to get irritated. "No! We don't sell grapes."

The next day, the duck returns and asks "Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender gets angry. "WE DO NOT sell any damn grapes! Understand???!!!"

The next day, the duck returns and the bartender cuts him off-
"LOOK, IF YOU ASK FOR GODDAMN GRAPES ONE-MORE-TIME, I'M GONNA NAIL YOUR FRICKIN' BILL TO THE WALL! ARE WE CLEAR????!!!!"

The duck pauses, then asks "Do you have any nails?"

The bartender, confused, answers "No..."

The duck then asks "Do you have any grapes?"

 

[oznerol]

Oh. Paws.

Duh.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
-A gummy bear.

How do you make a tissue dance?
-Put a little boogie in it.

Those 2 work well with the ladies.

 

[AkumaX]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: JDub02
*groan* that's really bad.
3/10

i've yet to find one as good as the one with the dog falling over. that one was classic.

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[JDub02]

Originally posted by: AkumaX

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: JDub02
*groan* that's really bad.
3/10

i've yet to find one as good as the one with the dog falling over. that one was classic.

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gotta give credit where credit is due ..

Incident with the dog ...