IronWing
No Lifer
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Too freaking weird. I'm guessing this is some sort of "mail order bride" type operation? If so, their customer service sucks, as this virginal young lass isn't morbidly obese, has NO goiter, and isn't even drooling! 
Hi! What is your real name?
I am very glad to see your answer for my letter! I waited your answer.
And I am glad that have received it! Now we can begin our dialogue to
learn each other better! At first I would like to tell my prehistory
to tell, how I have written to you my first letter. I have decided to
address in agency for acquaintance which to be in my city. This agency
is called:"Flirt of heart". I have come to this agency, and I have
filled the questionnaire which me have asked. Then to me have informed
yours email, the manager of agency for acquaintance has told that you
approach for my criteria. And I have decided to write to you the
letter. I am glad that I have received your answer! Now we can try to
learn each other well.
I hope that our purposes are mutual and you want to find your partner,
I am right? I very much want to meet my partner, probably, we can
build serious relations. Why also is not present? I the first time use
the Internet for acquaintance. But I heard that many people get
acquainted, using the Internet, and they build serious relations and
makes families. Therefore I have decided to try to make it. I at all
do not know how to begin my letter correctly. I think that it will be
better, if I tell a bit more information on me. My name - Anastasiya. I
have a hair colour - blondy, my growth makes approximately 168
centimetres. My weight - 52 kgs. Right now to me of 29 years. I hope
that it is not a lot of for you (I only joke). I live in a city which
name is Zhigulevsk. My city to be close to a city - Tolyatti. It
approximately 900 kilometres from Moscow. Close to my city there are
mountains which are called - Zhigulevsk. I think that you can see my
city on the Internet if you wish to make it. I hope that you
understand my English language. It is very remarkable that we can
becomes friends though we are divided by thousand kilometres. I would
like to learn you better. I hope, what you will not be against if I
ask you some questions? I would like to learn, what relations you wish
to build? Do you believe, what there are relations at a great
distance? I also want to learn more information on you. Tell to me
about you, ok? I send to you a photo together with my letter. I hope
that you will like to see my photo. And I wanted to ask, that you
could send to me your photo also. I think that to start our dialogue
my letter will be enough. I also do not want to tired you with my
letter. I will finish my letter. I will look forward also your answer.
I wish to you good day!
BYE BYE!!!
Find a photo of the most humungously massive black penis you can find, a real 15 incher, and ask her if it will fit in her bum. Tell her you would like to watch for bonus points!
dawp
Lifer
- Jul 2, 2005
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Too freaking weird. I'm guessing this is some sort of "mail order bride" type operation? If so, their customer service sucks, as this virginal young lass isn't morbidly obese, has NO goiter, and isn't even drooling!
careful, that's a dragon egg.
RossMAN
Grand Nagus
- Feb 24, 2000
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Newell Steamer
Diamond Member
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dank69
Lifer
- Oct 6, 2009
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Blackjack200
Lifer
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SunnyD
Belgian Waffler
- Oct 9, 1999
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Although I don't want to be 'Russian' into anything, she did say she had lots of eggs and that I could fertilize them.
Right now there's a thread in the CPU forum if you need a fake passport to go visit your hot babe, OP.
disappoint
Lifer
- Dec 7, 2009
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You forgot to tell her you're a Nigerian prince with much moolah to spare but no way to give it to her without some assistance from her. You know, turning the tables on her rather than almost turning the tables on her with only the use of self deprecating humor. I'm glad I had this opportunity to remind you. Pretty funny so far though, thanks for sharing. Good luck and let us know how it goes with the next one.
Carson Dyle
Diamond Member
- Jul 2, 2012
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I'd go all in. Then again, I'm a lonely, fat, balding, middle-aged divorced father of three with about 0% chance of getting laid for the remainder of my life.
Start by sending her money. And jewelry.
Start by sending her money. And jewelry.
mmntech
Lifer
- Sep 20, 2007
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Soviet. Though I really think you should stop Stalin for time.
Tell her you'd like to forcibly annex her Crimean peninsula. :whiste:
Blackjack200
Lifer
- May 28, 2007
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- Oct 9, 1999
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Scotteq
Diamond Member
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Pulsar
Diamond Member
- Mar 3, 2003
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Ichinisan
Lifer
- Oct 9, 2002
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HamburgerBoy
Lifer
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Ruptga
Lifer
- Aug 3, 2006
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Google reverse image search only gives me info on thai prostitutes.
Is that not enough for you?
disappoint
Lifer
- Dec 7, 2009
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