A Hot Babe Wants To Get To Know Me

[Perknose]

I think she may be the late Czar of Russia's long missing daughter!

Obviously besotted with my virile and manly presence, she e-mailed me:

anastasiyapink@yandex.ru via laraki.websitewelcome.com
7:05 AM (20 minutes ago)

to me

Hi! How are you? I wrote to you the letter and sent to you a photo, but I didn't receive your answer.
Why you don't answer to me? You don't wish that we could know each other better? I hope that I will receive your answer.

Anastasiya

You can bet I replied toot sweet!

Perknose <perknose@gmail.com>
7:25 AM (3 minutes ago)

to anastasiyapink

I'm into morbidly obese women with huge goiters on their neck, sporting pirate-style eye patches and wearing Mickey Mouse emblazoned work shirts over chartreuse spandex short-shorts, who don't bathe. Extra points if you drool. Do you have the goods, babe?

I have a really good feeling about this one! :awe:

 

[Scotteq]

Ooooh Baybee!!

If she's anywhere near the woman you describe, I'd push in her hemorrhoids any day!!! D:

 

[Ichinisan]

By replying, you just let them know your email account is real and active. The spam / scam mail from this point on will be relentless.

...also, you might want to edit your email address out of the OP so web-crawling spambots don't collect it (probably too late anyway).

 

[Perknose]

By replying, you just let them know your email account is real and active. The spam / scam mail from this point on will be relentless.

...also, you might want to edit your email address out of the OP so web-crawling spambots don't collect it (probably too late anyway).

It gets lonely in maximum security lock-up. I'll take what I can get. Can I have a hug? That's not a shiv in my hand, it's a family heirloom. Notice the exquisite engraving.

In all seriousness, I have access to anti-scammer tools the average bear does not . . . and the will to use them. In such situations, I don't play fair.

 

[alzan]

I think she may be the late Czar of Russia's long missing daughter!

Obviously besotted with my virile and manly presence, she e-mailed me:



You can bet I replied toot sweet!



I have a really good feeling about this one! :awe:

I'm into morbidly obese women with huge goiters on their neck, sporting pirate-style eye patches and wearing Mickey Mouse emblazoned work shirts over chartreuse spandex short-shorts, who don't bathe. Extra points if you drool.

I threw up a little in my mouth when I read that.

 

[manimal]

You and roose Bolton have similar tastes

 

[Dr. Zaus]

looks legit to me.

 

[Rakehellion]

Pics or GTFO.

 

[Scotteq]

Pics or GTFO.

BABUSHKA!!

 

[Jaskalas]

wtf is that...

 

[manimal]

is that a ballchinian?

 

[toughtrasher]

Her name really is wonderful though: Anastasiya

 

[MongGrel]

wtf is that...

godddzzzzirrrrrrrrraaaaaa !!!!!!!!!

 

[Scotteq]

wtf is that...

... Really, really.... Really bad goiter.

 

[Schmide]

... Really, really.... Really bad goiter.

Or a very sexy Adam's apple?

 

[Majcric]

Pic's, please?

 

[Mai72]

Is this her?

 

[Perknose]

Is this her?

Ummmm -- :sneaky: -- yeah, sure, that's her, yup, uh-huh.

Tell her to bring me a sammich and to hold the pickle.

 

[mrjminer]

wtf is that...

It's a good argument for iodized salt

 

[Perknose]

IMPORTANT DISTINCTIONS!


Triple Goiter:

Triple Gainer:

Triple:

 

[alkemyst]

By replying, you just let them know your email account is real and active. The spam / scam mail from this point on will be relentless.

...also, you might want to edit your email address out of the OP so web-crawling spambots don't collect it (probably too late anyway).

Seriously, you don't really have a clue I believe.

 

[alkemyst]

Ummmm -- :sneaky: -- yeah, sure, that's her, yup, uh-huh.

Tell her to bring me a sammich and to hold the pickle.

You realize that's my pickle she's holding?

 

[pete6032]

You realize that's my pickle she's holding?

Is "pickle" code word for penis?

 

[Ichinisan]

By replying, you just let them know your email account is real and active. The spam / scam mail from this point on will be relentless.

...also, you might want to edit your email address out of the OP so web-crawling spambots don't collect it (probably too late anyway).

Seriously, you don't really have a clue I believe.

On which part of my statement do you base your assumption?

 

[Perknose]

Is "pickle" code word for penis?

No flies on you.