A Gentleman's Guide To Sex In Prison

[Perknose]

In case you make trip.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I'm more concerned about how you found the link.

 

[MongGrel]

I'm more concerned I read a couple paragraphs.

:whiste:

 

[SSSnail]

I'm more concerned I clicked on the thread.

 

[Printer Bandit]

jelly

 

[Mai72]

I'm more concerned my little cousin might read this tripe.

 

[ElFenix]

jelly

good news: if you smuggle that in up your rear, you don't need any additional prep

bad news: you're still in prison

 

[ctbaars]

I found it hard to FRaP to this ...

 

[Perknose]

I'm more concerned my little cousin might read this tripe.

I'm more concerned your extended family is breeding.

 

[us3rnotfound]

I'm more concerned the british are coming

 

[T9D]

So no one is going to talk about the rolled up towel sex toy? So we are all just going to pretend we never tried it huh? Alright we'll play that game.

 

[soulcougher73]

Im more concerned that you guys are so concerned about prison sex.....

 

[Perknose]

So no one is going to talk about the rolled up towel sex toy? So we are all just going to pretend we never tried it huh? Alright we'll play that game.

Pro tip: Pre-heated terry cloth. :wub:

 

[doubledeluxe]

Disturbing.

 

[WelshBloke]

So no one is going to talk about the rolled up towel sex toy? So we are all just going to pretend we never tried it huh? Alright we'll play that game.

That's way too much effort to go to.

 

[WelshBloke]

That was a pretty interesting article.

There are many transsexuals (still called "shemales" in the system), especially in the maxes, for some reason. Some truly look like women, and as a consequence they are well taken care of by their admirers. Others just look like men with breast implants. There was one called Grandma who was quite a fright, but apparently had customers anyway, because his dentures came out.

 

[BoomerD]

Seems to me...a "gentleman" wouldn't be in prison to begin with........

 

[John Connor]

This mofo read 1,046 books in prison! Jebus!!!

Also,

This is accomplished by inserting a bag or glove into a tightly rolled-up towel and filling it with lotion. Then it is tightened up. This leaves a rather unwieldy cylinder for humping, but apparently it works. For extra verisimilitude, an open tuna can is left around.

LMAO!

So no one is going to talk about the rolled up towel sex toy? So we are all just going to pretend we never tried it huh? Alright we'll play that game.

While I was in Job Corp I knew someone (actually a few people) that would rub one out in a rolled up towel.

 

[OverVolt]

So no one is going to talk about the rolled up towel sex toy? So we are all just going to pretend we never tried it huh? Alright we'll play that game.

There is aluminum foil in there, they are pulling your leg

 

[lxskllr]

The other linked articles were pretty good too. I liked the violence article.

 

[WelshBloke]

Seems to me...a "gentleman" wouldn't be in prison to begin with........

*Dips hat, adjusts monocle... avoids picking up the soap*

 

[WelshBloke]

This mofo read 1,046 books in prison! Jebus!!!

He was in prison for ten years, theres not a great deal to do otherwise.

 

[Exterous]

Seems to me...a "gentleman" wouldn't be in prison to begin with........

Like you would know. You aint no gentleman!

There is aluminum foil in there, they are pulling your leg

Maybe there was a lotion shortage so now thats the only way to feel something anymore

 

[lupi]

The next time I start rolling up a towel will be the first time.

 

[lozina]

There ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! You're the ones that're gay for sucking my dick!

In fact, it creeps me out just being around you fags! Alright, get down on your knees and open your mouths.





While I understand your sarcastic post, the use of the homophobic slur i love you, lovely human, etc, is not allowed.


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