A fact that cannot be disputed

[geno]

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
I can. There should not be an apostrophe in "like's"

English FTW.

Also, those "not responsible for damage" signs are bullshit.

 

[Kadarin]

One can't truly appreciate a good dump without experiencing a few bad ones...

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: finite automaton

Originally posted by: Steve
Is it sad that I want to get wireless in my apartment just so I can take my laptop to the bathroom?

DO it.

So far, so good

 

[crab]

I swear I've seen that before...where do you live?

 

[sandorski]

My Faith in Truth has been restored!

 

[Kntx]

Everybody like, is a good dump.

 

[IGBT]

..and something to read along with.

 

[waggy]

hahah nice.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Truth

decided to edit the pic i posted. : /

 

[Gothgar]

haha, nice

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: crab
I swear I've seen that before...where do you live?

Just outside Tulsa, OK

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Truth

decided to edit the pic i posted. : /

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white woman like that.

If you don't get the movie reference....even though I had to change one word....then SUCK IT!

 

[Legendary]

I don't know what compels me to post this, but I find the more often I poop, the less satisfying it is. Pooping less often (and thus more) is just a lot more satisfying.

*contemplates morning oatmeal*

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Legendary
I don't know what compels me to post this, but I find the more often I poop, the less satisfying it is. Pooping less often (and thus more) is just a lot more satisfying.

*contemplates morning oatmeal*

You'll be buying a gerbil soon.

 

[Legendary]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: Legendary
I don't know what compels me to post this, but I find the more often I poop, the less satisfying it is. Pooping less often (and thus more) is just a lot more satisfying.

*contemplates morning oatmeal*

You'll be buying a gerbil soon.

Hopefully the gerbil king

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
I'm willing to cut him some slack since the basic truth is so profound.

Stay back 200 feet.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

warning
stay back 200 ft
not responsible for broken windshields


fuck you, you're not. goddamn trucks and their degenerate drivers, throwing rocks all over the damn place. it's a cold day in hell when the cops enforce that law. keep back 200 feet? that doesn't look like a fire truck, so you can go screw. 200 feet in a city...you might as well shut the car off.

 

[LTC8K6]

Yes, you are responsible for broken windshields.

 

[SAWYER]

I personally do not enjoy taking a dump, I don't see why anyone would enjoy the process.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Why restrict it to dumps? Sometimes there's nothing better than a good whiz.

 

[yhelothar]

nah the dumps that are too good aren't quite pleasant.. you know the one that you hold in for a few days, and your poop has built up and solidified, and when you crap it out, you see a streak of red on the poo and you have to find something to clench onto because the pain from your cornhole tearing apart is just so unbearable.
you're a homosexual ghey queer lovely human if you disagree.

 

[DayLaPaul]

No, a fact that cannot be disputed is that Jack Bauer keeps his promises!

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: Sawyer
I personally do not enjoy taking a dump, I don't see why anyone would enjoy the process.

"Have you ever crapped so big your pants fit better?...I'm one big crap away from backing into a whole new wardrobe."

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

When shitting in the desert a these temperatures even a good dump is a (literal) pain in the arse.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Originally posted by: Sawyer
I personally do not enjoy taking a dump, I don't see why anyone would enjoy the process.

Well, if you got your paper, the house is empty and you need to and it's a good dump then i like it.

I really want people to be as far away from me as possible when i go to the bathroom, preferably NOT in the house at all.

I think i'll go Al Bundy style some time in the future.