• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

A fact that cannot be disputed

Page 2 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.
I don't know what compels me to post this, but I find the more often I poop, the less satisfying it is. Pooping less often (and thus more) is just a lot more satisfying.

*contemplates morning oatmeal*
 
Originally posted by: Legendary
I don't know what compels me to post this, but I find the more often I poop, the less satisfying it is. Pooping less often (and thus more) is just a lot more satisfying.

*contemplates morning oatmeal*
Click to expand...

You'll be buying a gerbil soon.
 
warning
stay back 200 ft
not responsible for broken windshields


fuck you, you're not. goddamn trucks and their degenerate drivers, throwing rocks all over the damn place. it's a cold day in hell when the cops enforce that law. keep back 200 feet? that doesn't look like a fire truck, so you can go screw. 200 feet in a city...you might as well shut the car off.
 
nah the dumps that are too good aren't quite pleasant.. you know the one that you hold in for a few days, and your poop has built up and solidified, and when you crap it out, you see a streak of red on the poo and you have to find something to clench onto because the pain from your cornhole tearing apart is just so unbearable.
you're a homosexual ghey queer lovely human if you disagree.
 
Originally posted by: Sawyer
I personally do not enjoy taking a dump, I don't see why anyone would enjoy the process.
Click to expand...

"Have you ever crapped so big your pants fit better?...I'm one big crap away from backing into a whole new wardrobe."
 
Originally posted by: Sawyer
I personally do not enjoy taking a dump, I don't see why anyone would enjoy the process.
Click to expand...

Well, if you got your paper, the house is empty and you need to and it's a good dump then i like it.

I really want people to be as far away from me as possible when i go to the bathroom, preferably NOT in the house at all.

I think i'll go Al Bundy style some time in the future.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top