Yea, that was a real eye roller you wrote right there.
Rob, to be a theist you have to believe all kinds of things out of the ordinary happened due to an invisible friend. Atheists don't believe in such baloney because of a lack of evidence. Theists have picked an invisible friend, and dismissed the others. A thinking person would ponder this, how he knows his invisible friend and all the magic he/she performed is 'right' and the others of thousands of deities and their supporters are wrong. It puts you in the same bucket with all the other people who believe in various gods/goddesses, and this is why you can be grouped with them when an agnostic/atheist says "We're all atheist, we just believe in one less god than you."
And since you've already admitted that your religion has more to do with where you are born than any sort of truth, doesn't that take a little wind out of your sails? You have no evidence to back up your wild beliefs that don't jive with reality, you claim to be of faith but can't move a mountain (can you use the power of prayer to even move a sand bag or something? We can start small.), the bible is clearly incorrect in numerous areas (if it is wrong here, here, and here, then it can also be wrong there, there, and there). It keeps going back to 'because god', nothing more.