A bong named Precious

[XMan]

So I'm at a party last night, and this girl is smoking umm . . . an herbal substance . . . using a bong. And the bong has one of those "Hello My Name Is . . . " tags on it. And it says, "Precious."

I kinda blink and I ask her, "So what, are you Gollum or something?"

She looks at me, eyelids half open, and says, "Huuuuuh? Who's Gollum?"

Truly frightening.

 

[Looney]

She was stoned... what did you expect?

 

[SilverThief]

was she hot?

 

[XMan]

Originally posted by: SilverThief
was she hot?

Yeah, but she had dreads. :disgust:

 

[GroundZero]

try the devestator

 

[MacBaine]

What an awesome story!!?

 

[MichaelD]

One day, once you all pass about 25 years old or so, you'll wake up and go:

Duh. I'm going to stop wasting my life away by using drugs...I'm gonna stop today.

Until then, keep chasing your tail. :disgust:


*EDIT for clarification*

I'm not implying or accusing that anyone in this thread is using drugs. If you don't, you're a smart person.

IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.

 

[badluck]

Duh. I'm going to stop wasting my life away by using drugs...I'm gonna stop today.

Go away....

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: X-Man
So I'm at a party last night, and this girl is smoking umm . . . an herbal substance . . . using a bong. And the bong has one of those "Hello My Name Is . . . " tags on it. And it says, "Precious."

I kinda blink and I ask her, "So what, are you Gollum or something?"

She looks at me, eyelids half open, and says, "Huuuuuh? Who's Gollum?"

Truly frightening.

no,truly frightening would be taking a good hit and opening my eyes and seeing you dude!!!

ahahaha,I seriously crack myself up sometimes

 

[XMan]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: X-Man
So I'm at a party last night, and this girl is smoking umm . . . an herbal substance . . . using a bong. And the bong has one of those "Hello My Name Is . . . " tags on it. And it says, "Precious."

I kinda blink and I ask her, "So what, are you Gollum or something?"

She looks at me, eyelids half open, and says, "Huuuuuh? Who's Gollum?"

Truly frightening.

no,truly frightening would be taking a good hit and opening my eyes and seeing you dude!!!

ahahaha,I seriously crack myself up sometimes

Oh, Jean, you kill me.

 

[Azraele]

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: X-Man
So I'm at a party last night, and this girl is smoking umm . . . an herbal substance . . . using a bong. And the bong has one of those "Hello My Name Is . . . " tags on it. And it says, "Precious."

I kinda blink and I ask her, "So what, are you Gollum or something?"

She looks at me, eyelids half open, and says, "Huuuuuh? Who's Gollum?"

Truly frightening.

no,truly frightening would be taking a good hit and opening my eyes and seeing you dude!!!

ahahaha,I seriously crack myself up sometimes

 

[GroundZero]

so you were aT a party, and were suprised that there were people smoking pot?
or were you supprised that someone would name their bong?

 

[tweakmm]

haha, I need a "hello, my name" is stickers for my tobacco/legal herbal mixture waterpipe

 

[GroundZero]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
One day, once you all pass about 25 years old or so, you'll wake up and go:

Duh. I'm going to stop wasting my life away by using drugs...I'm gonna stop today.

Until then, keep chasing your tail. :disgust:

you know, i still think you are a jackass, but i have to agree with you on this one...
damn, i just agreed with md!
someone smack me with a 2x4

 

[MistaTastyCakes]

*SMACK*

hehe.

Some people need a crutch to get them through the harsh realities of life, I spose.

 

[MichaelD]

Post above edited for clarity.

 

[LordMaul]

A Bong Named Precious


...Coming soon to a theater near you!

 

[freebee]

I've always wondered about the benfits of rectal drug use. Given the large amount of blood vessels, one would assume thats a great way to take drugs. I'm gonna stuff a cigarette up there and report back.

 

[GroundZero]

Originally posted by: MistaTastyCakes
*SMACK*

hehe.

Some people need a crutch to get them through the harsh realities of life, I spose.

thanks for the whack

 

[GroundZero]

Originally posted by: freebee
I've always wondered about the benfits of rectal drug use. Given the large amount of blood vessels, one would assume thats a great way to take drugs. I'm gonna stuff a cigarette up there and report back.

now stick your hea up your ass and smoke it.
waiting on the rerport

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.

You drink don't you?

 

[chiwawa626]

"Huuuuuh? Who's Gollum?"

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: MichaelD
IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.

You drink don't you?

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Mmmm, microbrews! :beer:

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Beer and I go waaaaaaaaaay back...

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
One day, once you all pass about 25 years old or so, you'll wake up and go:

Duh. I'm going to stop wasting my life away by using drugs...I'm gonna stop today.

Until then, keep chasing your tail. :disgust:


*EDIT for clarification*

I'm not implying or accusing that anyone in this thread is using drugs. If you don't, you're a smart person.

IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.

Highly successful people are often huge drinkers, cokeheads, and meth-uh, is there a word for it? "meth users".