A bong named Precious

[johnjohn320]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
One day, once you all pass about 25 years old or so, you'll wake up and go:

Duh. I'm going to stop wasting my life away by using drugs...I'm gonna stop today.

Until then, keep chasing your tail. :disgust:


*EDIT for clarification*

I'm not implying or accusing that anyone in this thread is using drugs. If you don't, you're a smart person.

IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.

Perhaps. In the meantime, however, I guess I'll just have to endure the horrors of complete happiness and contempment, increased appreciation for food, music, and art, relaxation, laughing a lot, and loving the world and all who dwell therein.

Post above edited for clarity.

Yes...thanks for clarifying your clarification...twice....

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320

Originally posted by: MichaelD
One day, once you all pass about 25 years old or so, you'll wake up and go:

Duh. I'm going to stop wasting my life away by using drugs...I'm gonna stop today.

Until then, keep chasing your tail. :disgust:


*EDIT for clarification*

I'm not implying or accusing that anyone in this thread is using drugs. If you don't, you're a smart person.

IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.

Perhaps. In the meantime, however, I guess I'll just have to endure the horrors of complete happiness and contempment, increased appreciation for food, music, and art, relaxation, laughing a lot, and loving the world and all who dwell therein.

Don't forget a working liver.

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: MichaelD
IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.

You drink don't you?

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Mmmm, microbrews! :beer:

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Beer and I go waaaaaaaaaay back...

Nicely summed up NuclearFusi0n

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Spac3d

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: MichaelD
IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.

You drink don't you?

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Mmmm, microbrews! :beer:

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Beer and I go waaaaaaaaaay back...

Nicely summed up NuclearFusi0n

What did he sum up, the fact that I drink beer? Ooooh, now THAT'S gonna keep me from getting hired someplace when they find it in the urine test.

Technically, any substance you take that your body doesn't produce is a drug. Technically.

There is a world of diff b/t a beer and a joint or line or a tab...especially to the authorities.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: SilverThief
was she hot?

DITTO

 

[Maleficus]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
One day, once you all pass about 25 years old or so, you'll wake up and go:

Duh. I'm going to stop wasting my life away by using drugs...I'm gonna stop today.

Until then, keep chasing your tail. :disgust:


*EDIT for clarification*

I'm not implying or accusing that anyone in this thread is using drugs. If you don't, you're a smart person.

IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.

Wow what a completely homoerotic view

Smoke Pot = wastoid and detrimental to the country.

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey

Originally posted by: MichaelD
One day, once you all pass about 25 years old or so, you'll wake up and go:

Duh. I'm going to stop wasting my life away by using drugs...I'm gonna stop today.

Until then, keep chasing your tail. :disgust:


*EDIT for clarification*

I'm not implying or accusing that anyone in this thread is using drugs. If you don't, you're a smart person.

IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.

Highly successful people are often huge drinkers, cokeheads, and meth-uh, is there a word for it? "meth users".

And they also often drink milk and wear clothes.

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Spac3d

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: MichaelD
IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.

You drink don't you?

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Mmmm, microbrews! :beer:

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Beer and I go waaaaaaaaaay back...

Nicely summed up NuclearFusi0n

What did he sum up, the fact that I drink beer? Ooooh, now THAT'S gonna keep me from getting hired someplace when they find it in the urine test.

So your justification for the other drug users being wastoids is because they can't pass drug tests?

 

[Phuz]

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: MichaelD
IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.

You drink don't you?

Save yourself, son. You'd have a better arguement with a brick wall.

 

[johnjohn320]

There is a world of diff b/t a beer and a joint or line or a tab..

Yeah, the beer is worse for you...

 

[AntaresVI]

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey

Originally posted by: MichaelD
One day, once you all pass about 25 years old or so, you'll wake up and go:

Duh. I'm going to stop wasting my life away by using drugs...I'm gonna stop today.

Until then, keep chasing your tail. :disgust:


*EDIT for clarification*

I'm not implying or accusing that anyone in this thread is using drugs. If you don't, you're a smart person.

IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.

Highly successful people are often huge drinkers, cokeheads, and meth-uh, is there a word for it? "meth users".

I think you mean methmaticians.

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320

There is a world of diff b/t a beer and a joint or line or a tab..

Yeah, the beer is worse for you...

Actually, beer is good for you in moderation (1-3 a week).

 

[Phuz]

Originally posted by: datalink7

Originally posted by: johnjohn320

There is a world of diff b/t a beer and a joint or line or a tab..

Yeah, the beer is worse for you...

Actually, beer is good for you in moderation (1-3 a week).

~300 Calories/beer.. bleh..

 

[hzl eyed grl]

[bossy ex-girlfriend mode]

Dan, I'm disappointed in you. What were you doing at a party like that in the first place?





[/bossy ex-girlfriend mode]

 

[Mallow]

I think you gave that girl way too much credit on the creativity side of things.

 

[The Sauce]

SOunds like that chick was ripe for a Pearl Harbor (wink wink nudge nudge)

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: Phuz

Originally posted by: datalink7

Originally posted by: johnjohn320

There is a world of diff b/t a beer and a joint or line or a tab..

Yeah, the beer is worse for you...

Actually, beer is good for you in moderation (1-3 a week).

~300 Calories/beer.. bleh..

It thins your blood, which helps clear your bloodstream. It is particularly good if your family has a history of heart problems.

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

Originally posted by: datalink7

Originally posted by: Phuz

Originally posted by: datalink7

Originally posted by: johnjohn320

There is a world of diff b/t a beer and a joint or line or a tab..

Yeah, the beer is worse for you...

Actually, beer is good for you in moderation (1-3 a week).

~300 Calories/beer.. bleh..

It thins your blood, which helps clear your bloodstream. It is particularly good if your family has a history of heart problems.

so does baby asprin.

 

[Gunslinger08]

Mine's Billy Bong Thornton.

Josh

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: freebee
I've always wondered about the benfits of rectal drug use. Given the large amount of blood vessels, one would assume thats a great way to take drugs. I'm gonna stuff a cigarette up there and report back.

As I understand it vodka enemas are pretty great.

 

[brxndxn]

IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.

Hell yea.. I think the US would definitely be better off without Al Gore.. But not necessarily because he was a big ol' pottyhead.

Screw you, b|tch. There's a lot of us that smoke our pot and still make contributions. You're uneducated in the whole matter.

 

[brxndxn]

Technically, any substance you take that your body doesn't produce is a drug. Technically.

Yea.. but you can't get high on apples.