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A bong named Precious

XMan

XMan

Lifer
So I'm at a party last night, and this girl is smoking umm . . . an herbal substance . . . using a bong. And the bong has one of those "Hello My Name Is . . . " tags on it. And it says, "Precious."

I kinda blink and I ask her, "So what, are you Gollum or something?"

She looks at me, eyelids half open, and says, "Huuuuuh? Who's Gollum?"

Truly frightening. 😀 😉
 
She was stoned... what did you expect?
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One day, once you all pass about 25 years old or so, you'll wake up and go:

Duh. I'm going to stop wasting my life away by using drugs...I'm gonna stop today.
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Until then, keep chasing your tail. :disgust:


*EDIT for clarification*

I'm not implying or accusing that anyone in this thread is using drugs. If you don't, you're a smart person.

IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.
 
Originally posted by: X-Man
So I'm at a party last night, and this girl is smoking umm . . . an herbal substance . . . using a bong. And the bong has one of those "Hello My Name Is . . . " tags on it. And it says, "Precious."

I kinda blink and I ask her, "So what, are you Gollum or something?"

She looks at me, eyelids half open, and says, "Huuuuuh? Who's Gollum?"

Truly frightening. 😀 😉
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no,truly frightening would be taking a good hit and opening my eyes and seeing you dude!!!

ahahaha,I seriously crack myself up sometimes 😛
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: X-Man
So I'm at a party last night, and this girl is smoking umm . . . an herbal substance . . . using a bong. And the bong has one of those "Hello My Name Is . . . " tags on it. And it says, "Precious."

I kinda blink and I ask her, "So what, are you Gollum or something?"

She looks at me, eyelids half open, and says, "Huuuuuh? Who's Gollum?"

Truly frightening. 😀 😉
Click to expand...

no,truly frightening would be taking a good hit and opening my eyes and seeing you dude!!!

ahahaha,I seriously crack myself up sometimes 😛
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Oh, Jean, you kill me.
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: X-Man
So I'm at a party last night, and this girl is smoking umm . . . an herbal substance . . . using a bong. And the bong has one of those "Hello My Name Is . . . " tags on it. And it says, "Precious."

I kinda blink and I ask her, "So what, are you Gollum or something?"

She looks at me, eyelids half open, and says, "Huuuuuh? Who's Gollum?"

Truly frightening. 😀 😉
Click to expand...

no,truly frightening would be taking a good hit and opening my eyes and seeing you dude!!!

ahahaha,I seriously crack myself up sometimes 😛
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😛
 
so you were aT a party, and were suprised that there were people smoking pot?
or were you supprised that someone would name their bong?

 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
One day, once you all pass about 25 years old or so, you'll wake up and go:

Duh. I'm going to stop wasting my life away by using drugs...I'm gonna stop today.
Click to expand...

Until then, keep chasing your tail. :disgust:
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you know, i still think you are a jackass, but i have to agree with you on this one...
damn, i just agreed with md!
someone smack me with a 2x4

 
I've always wondered about the benfits of rectal drug use. Given the large amount of blood vessels, one would assume thats a great way to take drugs. I'm gonna stuff a cigarette up there and report back.
 
Originally posted by: freebee
I've always wondered about the benfits of rectal drug use. Given the large amount of blood vessels, one would assume thats a great way to take drugs. I'm gonna stuff a cigarette up there and report back.
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now stick your hea up your ass and smoke it.
waiting on the rerport

 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.
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You drink don't you?

 
Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: MichaelD
IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.
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You drink don't you?
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Mmmm, microbrews! :beer:
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Beer and I go waaaaaaaaaay back...😱
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rolleye.gif
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
One day, once you all pass about 25 years old or so, you'll wake up and go:

Duh. I'm going to stop wasting my life away by using drugs...I'm gonna stop today.
Click to expand...

Until then, keep chasing your tail. :disgust:


*EDIT for clarification*

I'm not implying or accusing that anyone in this thread is using drugs. If you don't, you're a smart person.

IMO, if you smoke pot, snort coke, drop acid or ecstacy or God forbid, stick needles into your body, that you are a wastoid and this country would be better off w/o you.
Click to expand...

Highly successful people are often huge drinkers, cokeheads, and meth-uh, is there a word for it? 😛 "meth users".
 
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