A 16 year old and a Hummer H2 do not mix.

[rh71]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: rh71
I thought they could go through anything ? Or am I thinking like a 16 year old kid? 🙂

Good start, now just remember these five words.

"Teh Civic can nevAr l0se!"

- M4H

That's right! I was the one who posted the Civic vs. Corvette video. 😉

 

[chiwawa626]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Seeing as how the H2 sits on the Escalade frame, I'm not suprised. Not, the Hummer...Thats a different story.

Im confused, some people say its on a tahoe frame or even a yukon frame...what is it really?

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Renob
i hope the insurance company rapes the kids parents

Why?? Were you not 16?? He was just taking a shortcut.

You would think the hummer 2 would be tougher then that??, I bet that would not have been the case with the Orginal Hummer.

Just because I was 16 doesn't mean I was stupid.

amish

 

[T3C]

damn, when i was 16 i had a baby blue 90 toyota carola 🙁

 

[Bootprint]

That's what you get for going fast in off road conditions... Stupid little jerk

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Seeing as how the H2 sits on the Escalade frame, I'm not suprised. Not, the Hummer...Thats a different story.

Im confused, some people say its on a tahoe frame or even a yukon frame...what is it really?

Dont all those vehicles share the same platform?

 

[Antisocial Virge]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Seeing as how the H2 sits on the Escalade frame, I'm not suprised. Not, the Hummer...Thats a different story.

Im confused, some people say its on a tahoe frame or even a yukon frame...what is it really?

I thought it was a surburban frame *L*

It is

"We share chassis and steering components with the heavy-duty 2500-Series Suburban and the 1500 Suburban," says Charlie Martin, the vehicle systems engineer for the Hummer H2 chassis and drivetrain. "But most of those shared parts have been heavily modified."

 

[dtmbb92]

You would think the hummer 2 would be tougher then that??, I bet that would not have been the case with the Orginal Hummer.[/quote]

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Renob
i hope the insurance company rapes the kids parents

Why?? Were you not 16?? He was just taking a shortcut.

You would think the hummer 2 would be tougher then that??, I bet that would not have been the case with the Orginal Hummer.

It's a freakin' chevy dammnit..never call it a "hummer"

A 'hummer' can plow through a friggen house

 

[Angrymarshmello]

ROFLMAOPMPBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Man if I was that kids parent my kid would never touch one of my cars again and he'd be paying me for repairs for the rest of his life

 

[ElFenix]

suburban, tahoe, escalade, yukon, yukon XL, avalanche, and hummer all sit on basically the same GM SUV frame, with the hummer being the most modified of them all

 

[Ranger X]

HAHA that kid deserves it

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626

Originally posted by: Shockwave Seeing as how the H2 sits on the Escalade frame, I'm not suprised. Not, the Hummer...Thats a different story.

Im confused, some people say its on a tahoe frame or even a yukon frame...what is it really?

The answer to your question is yes. They all share the same derived chasis.

 

[bolido2000]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Renob
i hope the insurance company rapes the kids parents

Why?? Were you not 16?? He was just taking a shortcut.

You would think the hummer 2 would be tougher then that??, I bet that would not have been the case with the Orginal Hummer.

It's a freakin' chevy dammnit..never call it a "hummer"

A 'hummer' can plow through a friggen house

GM obviously doesn't give a fvck in maintaining brands original identities as we can see from their great work done at Hummer and Saab.

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Renob i hope the insurance company rapes the kids parents Why?? Were you not 16?? He was just taking a shortcut. You would think the hummer 2 would be tougher then that??, I bet that would not have been the case with the Orginal Hummer.

It's a freakin' chevy dammnit..never call it a "hummer" A 'hummer' can plow through a friggen house

You mean the H2 can't plow through houses??? In Bad Boys II they showed in annihilating an entire Cuban town 😛😉😀

 

[cressida]

Ehehe, reminds me of the other day where I was at a 4 way intersection. We were at a stop light, and on the other side of the stop light there was an explorer and a firebird behind it. When their light turned green the explorer just drove reguarly and the firebird let the explorer go and left a big gap between them. Then he tries to accelerate really hard to show off his car, he was speeding up to the explorer and he didn't stop and just smacked right into the back of the explorer. Our light turned green and we drove by and surprisingly some high school guy got out of the firebird.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Synergy
Ehehe, reminds me of the other day where I was at a 4 way intersection. We were at a stop light, and on the other side of the stop light there was an explorer and a firebird behind it. When their light turned green the explorer just drove reguarly and the firebird let the explorer go and left a big gap between them. Then he tries to accelerate really hard to show off his car, he was speeding up to the explorer and he didn't stop and just smacked right into the back of the explorer. Our light turned green and we drove by and some high school guy got out of the firebird.

Once again proving that teenagers should not be trusted with fast cars. Give them POS beaters until they learn how to drive responsibly....

 

[EvilYoda]

lol! he got fvcked up...good time to be his parents, eh? 🙂

 

[N8Magic]

Will insurance even cover the damages?

I was under the impression that they do NOT cover damage incurred while off-roading. I could be wrong here though. 😕

 

[Rogue]

H1 vs. H2

For those that don't remember, this HMMWV accident occured on the installation I'm currently stationed at as an MP. Some paint scractches on the HMMWV/H1, that's it. The cable running across the picture was used to stabilize the HMMWV so that it would not roll.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Rogue
H1 vs. H2

For those that don't remember, this HMMWV accident occured on the installation I'm currently stationed at as an MP. Some paint scractches on the HMMWV/H1, that's it.

WEll at least the guys in the H1 don't have a clear shot at those in the civic😛

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
i hope the insurance company rapes the kids parents.

:Q

I hope the insurance company rapes the kid too!

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Seeing as how the H2 sits on the Escalade frame, I'm not suprised. Not, the Hummer...Thats a different story.

Im confused, some people say its on a tahoe frame or even a yukon frame...what is it really?

I think it uses mixed and matched components from 1500 and 2500 chassises. One guy on that forum said has independent suspension in the back, which it doesn't. I believe it has axles front and rear.

 

[Zebo]

Originally posted by: Renob
i hope the insurance company rapes the kids parents

Why?? Were you not 16?? He was just taking a shortcut.

You would think the hummer 2 would be tougher then that??, I bet that would not have been the case with the Orginal Hummer.

IFS sucks on the hummer the a-arm is the same as on the 1/2 ton chevy. I've broken two myself on the 98' I had.

Anyway...Who has'nt taken thier parents car out...I always managed to be lucky and bring it back in one piece😉 Probably out of total fear of death if my father found out😛

 

[Shawn]

LMAO hahahahaha