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96% off adult "massage" device - Amazon. 79 cents + shipping

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I though this was a contemporary cream stir - O um - you know for like your coffey break room - or coffey break room activities - or - something like that :shocked:

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$.79 seems more cost effective than bags of those little plastic paddle sticks - now that I think about it - every one should have one if these on there desk 😛
 
The funniest thing ever was when I was visiting my grandparents and I was thumbing through the catalogs of cheap crap that you inevitably get sent once you reach retirement age. There among all the kitsch in the catalog was one of these "back massagers".
 
I love the one (count'em, one) review from an "Alice In Wonderland." Sounds like a sales pitch to me:

"Have you added sensuous massage to your lovemaking? Let me tell you, there is nothing better than light massaging and soft caresses to get a woman going. And, at such times, a vibrating massager such as this really adds to the feeling.

When the caressing of the muscles is over, this vibrator makes an excellent sex toy. Its shape and smooth texture means that it will comfortably fit into your lovemaking without any disruption. It works off of 2-AA batteries, and has a rotating switch on the end that allows you to modulate the frequency of the vibration up from low to high and intense.

I think that this is a great massager/vibrator. Also, if you are looking for a first massager, this is a very good one to start with. It has a pleasant, non-threatening (even exciting!) color and general appearance, and its rotating power switch allows you to set your own power level. Buy it!"

Love the innuendo, "...comfortably fit into your lovemaking without disruption." "..exciting color"? Who cares? My power level needs could easily exceed 12 (out of 10)(see "Spinal Tap"). A good supplement would be more batteries:

Tech B AA
 
Maybe it is a legitamate massager. It just happens to be shaped like a penis. They might've figured this was a good grip, hehe.
 
Originally posted by: HWF
Yes this is a must for any female users to lets us know if it is stable and how well it over clocks. LOL

Important Battery Life, well you get it LOL
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Don't forget the pics :camera::camera::camera:
 
Hummm, looks like a good deal. But I want to see a test drive.

Any Anandtech ladies willing to do a video review?
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