96% off adult "massage" device - Amazon. 79 cents + shipping

EyeMWing

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Not safe for work
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Anyone can use the massager. Use it on yourself or your loved one and watch your tensions and stress melt away. It also makes a great travel companion. Try one today. Doctors and therapists worldwide recommend massagers as a tool for becoming more in tune with your own body's sensitivity and receptiveness. Get in tune with your enviroment. As tension is relaxed, you feel better physically, emotionally and mentally. This item can not be returned. If it needs to be serviced or replaced, we recommend that you contact the manufacturer. We will credit or exchange unused, defective items only.

Safety Information
This product should not be used on swollen or inflamed areas or skin eruptions. Do not use on unexplained calf pain. Consult a physician.

Yup. That's about it. No rebates, just 79 cents.
 

GeoffS

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The one I got.... errr... I mean... I know someone who got one of these and it looked like a second... there were small splatters of another color of paint on it causing it to be not completely smooth...
 

jesusbonjovi

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:thumbsup:

"The 6 inch personal massager also provides you with a discreet quiet vibrator and multiple speeds to pleasure any mood."

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HWF

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Yes this is a must for any female users to lets us know if it is stable and how well it over clocks. LOL

Important Battery Life, well you get it LOL
 

mattocs

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Jan 25, 2005
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Last time they were on sale I got a case of them for the wife...the are poor quality and break a lot.
 

EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: chuckywang
How much is shipping? That thing isn't going anywhere near my cart.

$3.50/shipment plus a little bit per item, just like every other non-free-shipping item on Amazon.
 

LuckyStrike

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Originally posted by: HWF
Yes this is a must for any female users to lets us know if it is stable and how well it over clocks. LOL

Important Battery Life, well you get it LOL

FWIW:

They are more stable than the user. It overclocks well with a 12 volt car battery some say:)



Lucky
 

yobarman

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Jan 11, 2001
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LOL I see Rossman secretly buying this just because its such a good deal. Under a buck? Who can beat that!