Not safe for work

Yup. That's about it. No rebates, just 79 cents.
Anyone can use the massager. Use it on yourself or your loved one and watch your tensions and stress melt away. It also makes a great travel companion. Try one today. Doctors and therapists worldwide recommend massagers as a tool for becoming more in tune with your own body's sensitivity and receptiveness. Get in tune with your enviroment. As tension is relaxed, you feel better physically, emotionally and mentally. This item can not be returned. If it needs to be serviced or replaced, we recommend that you contact the manufacturer. We will credit or exchange unused, defective items only.
Safety Information
This product should not be used on swollen or inflamed areas or skin eruptions. Do not use on unexplained calf pain. Consult a physician.
Yup. That's about it. No rebates, just 79 cents.