8!%@# just shocked me with pizza!

[disappoint]

YANT.
Yet Another Neff Thread.
What a shocker.

 

[Fritzo]

It would be physically impossible for something moist to give you a static shock. I think it was most likely your fingers touching your lip.

 

[DrPizza]

It would be physically impossible for something moist to give you a static shock. I think it was most likely your fingers touching your lip.

I disagree. That would imply that if you build up a static charge on your body, that you couldn't get a shock by sticking your tongue out toward something metal.

 

[Red Storm]

I disagree. That would imply that if you build up a static charge on your body, that you couldn't get a shock by sticking your tongue out toward something metal.

Listen to this man, this thread is his forte.

 

[disappoint]

It would be physically impossible for something moist to give you a static shock. I think it was most likely your fingers touching your lip.

The pizza moist likely did not have a built up static charge. He did.

 

[God Mode]

You should shock her back on the nipples with a taser. Back in the days when us men had respect and authority, a woman would be stoned for such transgressions.