8!%@# just shocked me with pizza!

[mizzou]

My wife was putting a nice slice of pizza into my mouth, but failed to mention she was loaded with static electricity.

She delivered a strong shock into my gumline through the pizza.

WTF?!

Intentional or accidental?

 

[Jodell88]

Stop being a wuss.

 

[waggy]

she is trying to kill you.

 

[mizzou]

Stop being a wuss.

Are you not even the slightest amused that you can shock someone through food? I find it amazing.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

You can't feed yourself? Or was this some kind of feeder fetish thing?

 

[mizzou]

You can't feed yourself? Or was this some kind of feeder fetish thing?

This was my wife, not some fucking stranger lol. She had a piece in her hands and I opened my mouth like the typical fat guy wanting a bite.

 

[AmdEmAll]

Now feed her the sausage and shock her!

 

[Mixolydian]

Stfu, you have a wife that feeds you.

 

[Howard]

Are you not even the slightest amused that you can shock someone through food? I find it amazing.

Shit, man, my grilled cheese sandwich shocked me. It was on the frying pan too!

 

[Crono]

Your wife must be awesome.

 

[OlafSicky]

So you have one of these feeder relationships or whatever they are cold. It's where a thin person feeds a fat person.

 

[zerocool84]

My wife was putting a nice thick schlong into my mouth but failed to mention it was loaded with semen.

She delivered a strong shot into my gumline through the schlong.

WTF?!

Intentional or accidental?

FTFY

 

[Kadarin]

This was my wife, not some fucking stranger lol. She had a piece in her hands and I opened my mouth like the typical fat guy wanting a bite.

That doesn't mean it isn't some kind of fetish thing. Just sayin'...

 

[Schfifty Five]

Are you not even the slightest amused that you can shock someone through food? I find it amazing.

What I find amazing is that the moment you got shocked, your first instinct and reaction was probably "Oh shit! I gotta type this up on ATOT and tell everyone there".

 

[Mixolydian]

rereading the op, yo say she failed to warn you she was loaded with static electricity. i thought people didn't know they were "loaded" with static until they discharged it on something... :hmm:

 

[WelshBloke]

This was my wife, not some fucking stranger lol. She had a piece in her hands and I opened my mouth like the typical fat guy wanting a bite.

She's trying aversion therapy. She'll shock you every time you try and eat some delicious pizza.

Soon you'll cease to be a typical happy fat guy and become typical miserable thin guy.

 

[KlokWyze]

lol

 

[RossMAN]

Pics of wife or pizza or both?

 

[arrfep]

Now feed her the sausage and shock her!

You spelled "shocker" wrong.

 

[slightlyhuman]

Pics of wife or pizza or both?

glad you haven't lost your touch.

 

[gorcorps]

Like many others I'm more amused that you get fed. If you used voice dialing you could have had food prepared, delivered, and ingested all literally without raising a single finger.

Open up for the airplane!

 

[mizzou]

What I find amazing is that the moment you got shocked, your first instinct and reaction was probably "Oh shit! I gotta type this up on ATOT and tell everyone there".

I love you guys, you are my friends.


Very very distant friends.

 

[SearchMaster]

I didn't realize pizza was such a good conductor. I'm going to sell all my copper wiring and replace it with pizza wiring - the house will smell delicious.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

I love you guys, you are my friends.


Very very distant friends.

...just the way you like your friends?

or "keep your friends close and your enemies closer."?

 

[exdeath]

Go through the Electric Eel then get back to us about being shocked.