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Then paying off the debts is a good thing. Then with any left you can pay the rest of your "advisors" here at ATOT 😉

 


<< I dont plan on paying taxes on it for various reasons. Im aware of the consequences. >>




Awesome. Screw Uncle Sam.



KeyserSoze
 
you know if you are interested in penny stocks then Maxtor just started trading on the NYSE about a month ago. They are basically at their low right now. I am not sure how much further they can sink though. Symbol MXO.

Also you should buy Goodyear Tire and rubber. I bought 20 shares at 23 1/3 a share and they are down now to 18. but they were trading at 30 for a while! Symbol: GT

hope this helps
 
The other 5K I plan to re-invest into gambling into order to increase my profits further...I know some will say this is impossible, but for those who "bonus-hunt" at online casinos, its very possible indeed.

How about investing that in some basic books which will teach you things like:

1) Gambling & why casinos make money at it and you don't (long-term)
or
2) Basic money management (ie the CC bills)
or
3) How to handle the pressures of prison (after the IRS screws you)
 


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<< I dont plan on paying taxes on it for various reasons. Im aware of the consequences. >>




Awesome. Screw Uncle Sam.



KeyserSoze >>




Yeah and Uncle Sam will bend you over with no KY and pound away....
 


<< Yeah and Uncle Sam will bend you over with no KY and pound away.... >>


Damn, I don't know what kind of uncles you guys have, but I'm happy mine never did that! :Q
 
Well if its so easy why would you bother investing in the stock market if you can do so much better gambling?

I am a small fish in the realm of online gambling. The IRS is not going to come after me. Um OK. You realize that posting on a public forum makes it kind of easy though?
 
That's pretty ballsy to avoid Uncle Sam, but in light of recent events, you might get it a few years down the road. 😀
 


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<< Yeah and Uncle Sam will bend you over with no KY and pound away.... >>


Damn, I don't know what kind of uncles you guys have, but I'm happy mine never did that! :Q >>



You don't know what you are missing...

😕😱
 
If you would Pay Pal me $100, I would be truly grateful and will include you in my beddy-bye nighttime prayers, and...and...you feel very good about yourself. 🙂
 
why aren't you paying taxes? isn't that a little illegal? anyways for stocks, if you just wanna take it easy you should go for a mutual fund. if you're more of a risk taker you can buy the stocks yourself. just remember to diversify, with the current volatile market it changes a lot. one company you should take a look at, they're not public yet, is Jetblue. they're gonna be BIG. oh, and krispy kreme donuts. KKD baby. emulx was a good bet after they climbed from like 20 to 45 =p. check em out now.
 
After so publically declaring your intention not to pay taxes, and thus probably upgrading your exposure from the civil penalties/negligence level to criminal/intentional fraud, I'd suggest that the best investment for the FULL $25K is cash under your mattress, where Uncle Sam and your state won't find it, or better still, prepay a PORTION of the legal bills you will be encountering.

You have this windfall and a good chance to bail yourself out of past stupid mistakes ($10k in credit cards)-don't dig yourself into a deeper hole now.
 
hmmm....I guess I should clarify.

Is there one online service (ie, etrade) that is better than another (ameritrade) for instance? Who's best out there, in your experience?
 
I would go with long term mutual funds right now. How old are you? What are your plans for the immediate future? Do you have a steady source of income? If you won't be needing the money right away, you should definitely look long term growth, because short term profit taking right now seems very dubious.
 
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