After so publically declaring your intention not to pay taxes, and thus probably upgrading your exposure from the civil penalties/negligence level to criminal/intentional fraud, I'd suggest that the best investment for the FULL $25K is cash under your mattress, where Uncle Sam and your state won't find it, or better still, prepay a PORTION of the legal bills you will be encountering.
Yeah, you do realize that Anandtech has your IP and thus a pathetically easy way to get your name right? I know that the mods have little patience for criminal activity reported on AT and I wouldn't be surprised if they'd call IRS on it.