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There is a special cream that will do the trick. The only catch is that it must be applied with the tip of your penis.
 
Originally posted by: 50cent1228
Originally posted by: Canai
Get fat?
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yup that will do it
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Kind of, girls don't put weight on their boobs first, everything else gets fat then the boobs. Then when she tries to loose weight the boobs will go away very quickly.
 
Sounds to me like she has self-esteem issues and using her boobs as an excuse. Get her some help and stay away from plastic surgeons.

Fake boobs = ugly.
 
Birth Control usually adds a few sizes to the funbags. If she isn't already on it, get her on that. Then you bang her bare back and hardly worry about it.
 
Originally posted by: Stiganator
So my girlfriend on occasion makes comments that she wishes she had bigger jumblies. I tell her that I like them just fine, but if she wants bigger ones she should look into surgery. She says she doesn't want to do that or at least not yet. Any other options for her?
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How old is this chick? My wife has been saying that for years but she hasn't done anything about it yet. If you don't make a big deal about it I doubt she will.

Edit-And no, there is nothing else you can do about it besides breast implants.
 
My wife would like hers to be smaller, maybe they can trade.

Didn't someone come up with hypnosis to make the boobs bigger? I could swear I heard that somewhere.

You could also switch all her bras to smaller sizes and she'll think she got bigger!
 
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