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30 harsh things a Woman can say to a Man!!!!!

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Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Originally posted by: Deeko

Over 90% of men are standard size.

Over 75% of women prefer men who are standard size.
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46.35% of stats are made up on the spot! 😀

http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/

Just for fun, I used this caculator and it said I'm between 5.3" and 5.9" which is just about average which I am.

Oh well, who cares, Thumper tells me I'm the *BEST*, and since she said it, it MUST be true, right?!?! 😛

Sigh...

Grasshopper
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I bet she tells that to all the guys!

😉
 
Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

I bet she tells that to all the guys!

😉
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Must hurt Skyclad1uhm1...
Must hurt Skyclad1uhm1...
Must hurt Skyclad1uhm1...

😛

-50 grasshopper points for you!

Grasshopper
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Don't worry, as long as you don't find out about it you won't feel bad about it either! 😉
 
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Don't worry, as long as you don't find out about it you won't feel bad about it either! 😉
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Nooooo....

I'm the only one for her, she said so dammit!!!! 😛 😀 😉

-50 grasshopper points for you!

Grasshopper
 
Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Originally posted by: Deeko

Over 90% of men are standard size.

Over 75% of women prefer men who are standard size.
Click to expand...

46.35% of stats are made up on the spot! 😀

http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/

Just for fun, I used this caculator and it said I'm between 5.3" and 5.9" which is just about average which I am.

Oh well, who cares, Thumper tells me I'm the *BEST*, and since she said it, it MUST be true, right?!?! 😛

Sigh...

Grasshopper
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here are some REAL stats (nothing graphic)
stats
 
Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Originally posted by: Jfur


here are some REAL stats (nothing graphic)
stats
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Umm, I like the more recent study that shows 5.1" as being the average! 🙂

Of course, it depends on how you measure too...

Grasshopper
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yes, a sample size of 30 that were probably not randomly selected, probably from a penis enlargement clinic clientele list 😉
 
What is odd is that I've got average size hands and wear size 12 shoes. 🙁

Oh well, maybe that is why I like petite women... 😀

Grasshopper
 
Originally posted by: grasshopper26
What is odd is that I've got average size hands and wear size 12 shoes. 🙁

Oh well, maybe that is why I like petite women... 😀

Grasshopper
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well, you're right about the idea that there is such a thing as a "too large" organ :Q Remember that women also vary in *ahem* size/depth. And like men, the external package (feet, nose, etc.) probably do not correlate 😉
 
The only downside to her being 5'1" tall, 105lbs is that when we have kids, delivering them is going to be hard. Might have to do an automatic c-section. 🙁

Oh well, she'll complain about the scar, I'll tell her it is sexy, she won't believe me, I'll tell her she's beautiful and give her a rose, she'll punch me in the arm and drag me in the bedroom, I'll be happy. 😀 😛 😉

Grasshopper
 
Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Originally posted by: rgwalt
So what are us guys with small peni....

I mean... uh, nevermind...

Ryan
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Hehehe...

You might be surprised, at least if you spend too much time watching p0rn...

Most men are about 5" long, 4" is a bit short, 6" can be too long for some women, especially if they are on top. Better a bit too short since it can be painful if you run into their cervix.

Yea, I know, TMI... 😀

Grasshopper <-- comfortable 5" or so
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I wouldn't go sharing that on a public forums.... lol

My girlfriend and I have never had any problems.. she's like 6' tall though.

I don't think I'll post my "size"... but i'm a bit bigger than 5". We'll leave it at that, lol.
 
Originally posted by: grasshopper26Oh well, she'll complain about the scar, I'll tell her it is sexy, she won't believe me, I'll tell her she's beautiful and give her a rose, she'll punch me in the arm and drag me in the bedroom, I'll be happy. 😀 😛 😉
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What an interesting series of events.
Either you or here are very odd 😛


That sizehimup thing is funny, but I don't think it's very accurate.

It says I'm 7.6"-8.2"

I don't have, nor would I want a member that big.

Maybe 6.2...

 
Originally posted by: Eli

I wouldn't go sharing that on a public forums.... lol

My girlfriend and I have never had any problems.. she's like 6' tall though.

I don't think I'll post my "size"... but i'm a bit bigger than 5". We'll leave it at that, lol.
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Too much info? 😛

Oh well, no harm no foul... I've got my girl, I'm happy, so who cares!?!? 😀

Grasshopper
 
Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Originally posted by: Eli

I wouldn't go sharing that on a public forums.... lol

My girlfriend and I have never had any problems.. she's like 6' tall though.

I don't think I'll post my "size"... but i'm a bit bigger than 5". We'll leave it at that, lol.
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Too much info? 😛

Oh well, no harm no foul... I've got my girl, I'm happy, so who cares!?!? 😀

Grasshopper
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Not too much info, but many people would not like to admit having so little hardware at their disposal.

I don't mind posting mine, I've done it before, but it's definitely above 5".

😉

Viper GTS

 
Originally posted by: Noriaki
What an interesting series of events.
Either you or here are very odd 😛
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Noriaki, have not paid ANY attention for the past few weeks?!?! 😉

Yea, we're weird, but she really does do that. I'll make some crude sex related remark, she'll chide me for it, I'll flatter her with some compliment, she'll punch me (she does that a lot, now that I think about it), then drag me into the bedroom.

Sigh, what a life...

Grasshopper
 
Originally posted by: Jfur
Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Originally posted by: Deeko

Over 90% of men are standard size.

Over 75% of women prefer men who are standard size.
Click to expand...

46.35% of stats are made up on the spot! 😀

http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/

Just for fun, I used this caculator and it said I'm between 5.3" and 5.9" which is just about average which I am.

Oh well, who cares, Thumper tells me I'm the *BEST*, and since she said it, it MUST be true, right?!?! 😛

Sigh...

Grasshopper
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here are some REAL stats (nothing graphic)
stats
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my stats came from askmen.com
 
Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Not too much info, but many people would not like to admit having so little hardware at their disposal.

I don't mind posting mine, I've done it before, but it's definitely above 5".

Viper GTS
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What, is this a contest? 🙂

I suppose with all the kids here, it might well be. Oh well, they can win I guess, what's the prize? 😛

Grasshopper
 
Originally posted by: grasshopper26What, is this a contest? 🙂

I suppose with all the kids here, it might well be. Oh well, they can win I guess, what's the prize? 😛

Grasshopper
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The prize: Knowing that you are a tool for bragging about penis size on a Tech Forum.

 
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: grasshopper26What, is this a contest? 🙂

I suppose with all the kids here, it might well be. Oh well, they can win I guess, what's the prize? 😛

Grasshopper
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The prize: Knowing that you are a tool for bragging about penis size on a Tech Forum.
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Hahahaha!!!!

I suppose they don't know that helicopter pilots do it lower, slower, and better!!! 😀

Grasshopper
 
Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Originally posted by: rgwalt
So what are us guys with small peni....

I mean... uh, nevermind...

Ryan
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Hehehe...

You might be surprised, at least if you spend too much time watching p0rn...

Most men are about 5" long, 4" is a bit short, 6" can be too long for some women, especially if they are on top. Better a bit too short since it can be painful if you run into their cervix.

Yea, I know, TMI... 😀

Grasshopper <-- comfortable 5" or so
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Over 90% of men are standard size.

Over 75% of women prefer men who are standard size.
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Good lord.... 4"?!@# I'd just cut it off so I had a real excuse 😀

Most women say they prefer an "average size", until they get one not-so-average 😀
 
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