30 harsh things a Woman can say to a Man!!!!!

[Hamburgerpimp]

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Crude things a Man can say to a Woman.

1. NO
2. I don't eat fish.

 

[Deeko]

ouch, ouch

 

[eakers]

"no, really, it;s okay, i never get off that way' :roll:

 

[pillage2001]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Crude things a Man can say to a Woman.

1. NO
2. I don't eat fish.

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And you wanted elite?!?! 😀

 

[CraigRT]

haha.. very funny indeed.. 😛

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Crude things a Man can say to a Woman.

1. NO
2. I don't eat fish.

so do you often have women with bacterial infections and/or poor hygeine trying to sit on your face? 😛

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Jfur

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Crude things a Man can say to a Woman.

1. NO
2. I don't eat fish.

so do you often have women with bacterial infections and/or poor hygeine trying to sit on your face? 😛

Life is rough sometimes, you know. 😛

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Jfur
so do you often have women with bacterial infections and/or poor hygeine trying to sit on your face? 😛

Only in his dreams. In reality it is more than likely the family pet.:Q

 

[StevenYoo]

hehe, 0wn3d!

 

[Stallion]

great list. 🙂

 

[Spooner]

i've never heard anything in this list 😎

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Jfur
so do you often have women with bacterial infections and/or poor hygeine trying to sit on your face? 😛

Only in his dreams. In reality it is more than likely the family pet.:Q

Ouch, get off my face!

 

[Geekbabe]

lol, number 31. "Is that all of it? "


number 32."thanks for trying,but I'll finish up myself" 🙂

 

[CraigRT]

"Is that all? "

😱

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: baffled2
lol, number 31. "Is that all of it? "


number 32."thanks for trying,but I'll finish up myself" 🙂

don't forget 33. "Is it in yet?" 😉

 

[Noriaki]

Originally posted by: baffled2
lol, number 31. "Is that all of it? "


number 32."thanks for trying,but I'll finish up myself" 🙂

Ouch, I don't like #32 :Q 😱

Not that I'll ever have that problem 🙂

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Jfur

Originally posted by: baffled2
lol, number 31. "Is that all of it? "


number 32."thanks for trying,but I'll finish up myself" 🙂

don't forget 33. "Is it in yet?" 😉

Actually just showing off the free mousepad I got from Buy.com ends worries on that score

it says Size does matter 😀

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: Noriaki

Originally posted by: baffled2
lol, number 31. "Is that all of it? "


number 32."thanks for trying,but I'll finish up myself" 🙂

Ouch, I don't like #32 :Q 😱

Not that I'll ever have that problem 🙂

32 is sweeeeeet hehehehe

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: baffled2

Actually just showing off the free mousepad I got from Buy.com ends worries on that score

it says Size does matter 😀

Yea, I've been told that too by women I trust. 🙁

Grasshopper

 

[rgwalt]

So what are us guys with small peni....

I mean... uh, nevermind...

Ryan

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: rgwalt
So what are us guys with small peni....

I mean... uh, nevermind...

Ryan

Hehehe...

You might be surprised, at least if you spend too much time watching p0rn...

Most men are about 5" long, 4" is a bit short, 6" can be too long for some women, especially if they are on top. Better a bit too short since it can be painful if you run into their cervix.

Yea, I know, TMI... 😀

Grasshopper <-- comfortable 5" or so

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

34. I like you as a friend.
35. Don't worry, you'll find someone perfect for you!
36. You're too good for me.
37. I'm too good for you.

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: rgwalt
So what are us guys with small peni....

I mean... uh, nevermind...

Ryan

Hehehe...

You might be surprised, at least if you spend too much time watching p0rn...

Most men are about 5" long, 4" is a bit short, 6" can be too long for some women, especially if they are on top. Better a bit too short since it can be painful if you run into their cervix.

Yea, I know, TMI... 😀

Grasshopper <-- comfortable 5" or so

Over 90% of men are standard size.

Over 75% of women prefer men who are standard size.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Over 90% of men are standard size.

Over 75% of women prefer men who are standard size.

46.35% of stats are made up on the spot! 😀

http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/

Just for fun, I used this caculator and it said I'm between 5.3" and 5.9" which is just about average which I am.

Oh well, who cares, Thumper tells me I'm the *BEST*, and since she said it, it MUST be true, right?!?! 😛

Sigh...

Grasshopper