MisterJackson
Lifer
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime!
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime!
probably not for a 24 hour stay, but aircooled and i are looking into it. 😉Originally posted by: daveymark
do they have conjugal visits in jail?
Originally posted by: moshquerade
probably not for a 24 hour stay, but aircooled and i are looking into it. 😉Originally posted by: daveymark
do they have conjugal visits in jail?
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Just fill your butthole with rubber cement. Any invasions will be repulsed by its elasticity.
Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
The inmates that you are going to be in jail with are all going to be freshly incarcerated. They aren't going to be guys that have been behind bars for months or years looking for someone to have sex with.
Originally posted by: goku
Do the community service, you're helping the community, you know, the one you're PART OF
😕Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: goku
Do the community service, you're helping the community, you know, the one you're PART OF
But...thats the same community that fined me for getting my drink on! Why would I want to help them...they screwed me over!
Originally posted by: goku
Do the community service, you're helping the community, you know, the one you're PART OF
Originally posted by: luckysnafu
CS only because I would not want jail time on my record.
Originally posted by: luckysnafu
CS only because I would not want jail time on my record.
Originally posted by: brxndxn
Do the community service. Trust me.. I spent 20 hours or so in jail and it was horrible. I have ADD and have trouble entertaining myself at home. I must've read the 'first day in jail' pamphlet 800 times. I would've killed for a book. The feeling you get of being in a jail really sucks - worthless, reject, etc.. The beds are impossibly uncomfortable and the 'blankets' they gave me were 4ft by 4ft sections of cloth - impossible to keep warm. Also, the beds were too small for anyone over 5 feet 8 or so.
Plus, the food is scary. The sandwich we were given made a better pillow than a sandwich (oh ya.. they didn't give us a pillow or anything like that). I found out later that everyone else pretty much used the sandwich as a pillow.
IMO, at least with community service, you're helping the community and you get to pick how you do it. When I did community service (not for punishment), I worked at Meals on Wheels. A lot of them were great people and the 8-hour days went by really fast.
That 20 hours in jail, however, sucked. It's like the night that never ends.. I'd rather have food poisoning.
Most people haven't spent a night in jail - so most probby voted for it. They do not make jail fun.