arthurbowe
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http://www.motorauthority.com/news/1064896_2013-dodge-viper-spy-shots
Can't wait to see it. Always loved the Viper more than the Corvette.
Can't wait to see it. Always loved the Viper more than the Corvette.
The next evolution in ways for guys with tiny penises to die.
The next evolution in ways for guys with tiny penises to die.
These kinds of comments seem to be invariably made by insecure little men who know that they will never be able to afford expensive cars.
These kinds of comments seem to be invariably made by insecure little men who know that they will never be able to afford expensive cars.
1) Traction control and such does not belong on a Viper. Let it continue to separate the wheat from the chaff by means of fiery death.
2) Anything less than a V10 does not belong on a Viper. I would even go so far as to say a high-revving European-style V8 would be an abomination.
/flamesuit?
^^This^^
i've never been a huge fan of the aesthetics of the viper though. the pedal layout is also really small and made for women with small feet. unless they've changed that within the last 5 years.
I agree with both of these personally.
Realistically I'd expect that there will be driver aids, but they should be fully disabled upon going through the routine (hold your ballsack, rotate gear knob counterclockwise 8 times, recite pi backwards?).
As far as the motor, yeah the big V10 is the soul of the Viper. It's always a little odd when a motor or a configuration gets into a car that doesn't really match the legend/feel. I'm sure they can make a great V8, Turbo V6/V8, small V12, whatever, but it wouldn't quite be the same as hearing 8+ liters of screaming insanity go by. It'll be just another sports car if they really change the formula.
I totally agree with the comment on the pedals. We had one of the RT/10 roadsters come thru the shop some years ago with some rear end damage. I had a hell of a time moving it because the pedals were so close together (having boots on doesn't help either) and they seemed like they were all offset too far towards the center of the car so the brake was where the throttle normally is and the clutch where the brake normally is.
Why would anyone drive a car like that with boots on? 😕
Much as I like the caveman aspect of the Viper - damn the common sense, full speed ahead - I don't think it makes a lick of sense to build a car with that kind of power in this era without traction and stability control.
The percentage of drivers who can safely drive a car like this aggressively is very small. The percentage of people who buy Vipers for their bad-boy image, but who lack much in the way of driving skill, is much higher. There are any number of modern cars (think BMW, Ferrari, Porsche, etc.) with driver aids that are sufficiently refined that they still permit a ton of fun some measure of safety, and without a lot of intrusion. Obviously on a Viper it should be possible to deactivate these aids without great difficulty, but leaving them off altogether seems just insane.
He said it came through the shop, one assumes that means an automotive shop, where boots are pretty much standard.
Honestly, I think people just regurgitate that because that's what the writers for the auto rags say. Meanwhile, people continue to wrap these cars around trees because they can't handle the power without driver aides.
He was complaining about the pedals being too close together as though driving it with boots on would be problematic. I don't think too many Viper owners would have that problem is all I'm saying.
Why would anyone drive a car like that with boots on? 😕
These kinds of comments seem to be invariably made by insecure little men who know that they will never be able to afford expensive cars.
1) Traction control and such does not belong on a Viper. Let it continue to separate the wheat from the chaff by means of fiery death.
2) Anything less than a V10 does not belong on a Viper. I would even go so far as to say a high-revving European-style V8 would be an abomination.
/flamesuit?
Of course any Viper fan is going to agree on both of these. Number 1 is mandated by the feds, so it's not like there's a choice there. As much as I may object in theory, in practice it will save lives (if people are smart enough to recognize their own limitations and leave it on). I doubt they're dumb enough to mess with the motor. Granted I could be wrong, & I guess we'll find out soon-ish but anybody with 1/2 a brain knows that the Viper is defined by having a massive V10.
Then again they've already stated their goal is to take the Viper more mainstream so it's hard to say what's sacred and what's not.
Viper GTS
I actually like the viper. Always been a fan.
So you were referring to your own tiny penis? Brilliant! 😀