2 years in prison

[ThePresence]

Probably been posted before, didn't show up in a couple of quick searches.
Guy is in prison for 2 years, comes out a changed man and posts about it.
I read the entire thread, couldn't stop. It's inspiring, really.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=136858

 

[brainhulk]

Szuprise butsecks changes everyone

 

[notposting]

Sounds like a blast, just finished reading the whole first page.

 

[highland145]

Think I'll try and miss out on the experience.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Sounds like the guy has been to prison (knows too many little details) but there is a lot of BS thrown in there too. Probably 60% is just made up bs.

 

[ichy]

SFW?

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Good read from what I have read first couple paragraphs. Reserved for later.

 

[swanysto]

It is hard to stop reading it.

 

[swanysto]

SFW?

Probably not, lot of bad/racist language.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Read the entire damn thing. Holy crap.

 

[Ns1]

only got through the list, it's so long but a good read

 

[BrokenVisage]

marked

 

[BudAshes]

Sounds like the guy has been to prison (knows too many little details) but there is a lot of BS thrown in there too. Probably 60% is just made up bs.

You been to michigan prison?

 

[Miramonti]

where was the original text written/posted?

 

[Ns1]

where was the original text written/posted?

looks like /chan

 

[bignateyk]

Wow, this guy should write a book. That's some messed up/fascinating reading.

 

[Josh]

Someone post it here.

 

[Jeffg010]

marked

 

[Ns1]

Someone post it here.

it'll never get past the filters and it would take too long to fix

 

[thegimp03]

marked for later

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

You been to michigan prison?

He said something like 12 people were killed over a two year stretch. Find me one prison at any point and time that had 12 people killed over two years.

"no one flushes the toilets"
Yeah go ahead and try that at any prison in the US and see how long it takes before someone either kicks your ass or puts your head in it.

You get a tiny allowance.
Lol sure. You eat what the f@ck they give you, they'll furnish you super small bottles of shampoo, small bars of soap, etc.. If you don't get enough food tough shit. You'll basically starve. No one is getting a f@cking allowance. I can promise you that. You're lucky they give you trays to eat your food on.

If you'd like I can pick apart this guys fantasy bs prison story even further.

 

[Ns1]

If you'd like I can pick apart this guys fantasy bs prison story even further.

please do, shit is interesting.

 

[CRXican]

want original but reading now

 

[polarmystery]

tagged

 

[CRXican]

WTF

guy was clearly not a winner with a one time screw up

I was paranoid about getting the AIDS, so I kept this one needle the whole time I was inside. Went rusty and I ended up spending a month in sick bay with tetenus. When I couldn't score for junk, I scored for codeine tablets. Grew my thumb nail long and wrecked it on the concrete so it was sharp enough to cut open my thigh, and would stick the crushed up tablet inside.