2 funny things at church today

[ScottFern]

Glad to see Church is serving its proper purpose! Cars and ass!

 

[Vonkhan]

people keep telling me tht church is a great place to get chicks ...

but ewww

besides, I'm sure I'd be struck down by a bolt of lightining

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: dquan97
How was the service today?

i barely pay attention. coupled with a bad memory, i hardly remember what happened

Why bother going then?

to appease my parents till i head back to college (currently on co-op, living at home)

edit: i have nothing against catholicism really.. i just don't like church

You're an adult. Make your own decisions. Stop wasting everyone's time if you don't want to be there and aren't going to make something of it.

 

[GasX]

what is funny about people who have done something with their lives buying nice cars?

Change the thread title to: 2 pathetic self-absorbed whiny myspace posts about church today.

 

[SlowSpyder]

Jesus is ok with you doing a 17 year old. Unless it is in the butt.

 

[dugweb]

Originally posted by: Vonkhan
people keep telling me tht church is a great place to get chicks ...

but ewww

besides, I'm sure I'd be struck down by a bolt of lightining

if you're so sure... shouldn't you be going to church anyways?

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
what is funny about people who have done something with their lives buying nice cars?

Change the thread title to: 2 pathetic self-absorbed whiny myspace posts about church today.

i found it funny that it was at church of all places where i found so many cars i like. i'm not judging anyone's choice by any means (hey i wouldn't mind having a vette, though personally i'd like an A8L + motorcycle)

@slowspyder: lol

@injury: i suspect i'd get a hassle from my parents, i simply don't feel like dealing with it.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: angminas
At our church, we're taught to believe the Bible over what any person says

I hope the sheeple training is going well, I guess...

 

[BMdoobieW]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
#1 - i see this cute girl.. "hmmm, who is she?" she ends up sitting down next to 2 people who i immediately realize are her parents, and now know who this girl is. i can't remember her age, but im 99% sure she's at least 3-4 years younger. 20-3 or 4 = 17 or 16 damn jailbait!

Was she wearing inappropriate, revealing clothing?

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: BMdoobieW

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
#1 - i see this cute girl.. "hmmm, who is she?" she ends up sitting down next to 2 people who i immediately realize are her parents, and now know who this girl is. i can't remember her age, but im 99% sure she's at least 3-4 years younger. 20-3 or 4 = 17 or 16 damn jailbait!

Was she wearing inappropriate, revealing clothing?

nope

 

[miniMUNCH]

Originally posted by: angminas
At our church, we're taught to believe the Bible over what any person says, so the sermons are chock full of scriptures. I take notes on a steno pad. Helps me understand, remember, and keep awake (I don't sleep very well).

And all churches are not the same, by a long way.

Except that folks have very different thoughts on what the Bible actually says... hence the 30,000+ different protestant denominations all claiming to understand the Bible better than 'the Church across the street'.

 

[miniMUNCH]

Originally posted by: Cabages

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Phokus
Why is a pedophile going to church?

To deliver the sermon!

OMG that was funny. Remember that one, should turn it into a regular joke.

I LOL'ed too... that is said.

 

[Fraggable]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

i barely pay attention. coupled with a bad memory, i hardly remember what happened

2 C6's, a chrysler 300 SRT8 (used to be my dream car), a vintage vette (not sure of the year) and a chrysler crossfire

?? Bad memory?

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Fraggable

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

i barely pay attention. coupled with a bad memory, i hardly remember what happened

2 C6's, a chrysler 300 SRT8 (used to be my dream car), a vintage vette (not sure of the year) and a chrysler crossfire

?? Bad memory?

when reading/listening and i dont really care

cars are an exception

 

[postmortemIA]

no wonder I haven't been in a church since 1992. Biggest hypocrisy on Earth.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: postmortemIA
no wonder I haven't been in a church since 1992. Biggest hypocrisy on Earth.

please explain? im not sure how you came away with that from the thread. im quite curious though

 

[OVerLoRDI]

You have horrible taste in cars if a Chysler of any kind was your dream car, unless it is some sort of classic.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: OVerLoRDI
You have horrible taste in cars if a Chysler of any kind was your dream car, unless it is some sort of classic.

realistically, i won't be able to afford something like a bugatti veyron. a 42k sport sedan is a *little* more reasonable. the 300 SRT8 has just about everything - style, comfort, significant interior space, a large V8 engine, and a sport tuned suspension.

however, i've moved to a 2006 or 2007 A8L with the sport package. by the time i get out of college, should be in an appropriate price range right now 2004 A8L's go for 25-30k, so i'm expecting the 2006 and 2007 models to be similar around 2010, when i get out of college.

 

[BlancoNino]

Depending on your state laws, it may not be illegal. In Washington, the limit is 5 years if the girl is 16-17...which means you could be 21-22 and it could still be legal.

 

[angminas]

Originally posted by: miniMUNCH

Originally posted by: angminas
At our church, we're taught to believe the Bible over what any person says, so the sermons are chock full of scriptures. I take notes on a steno pad. Helps me understand, remember, and keep awake (I don't sleep very well).

And all churches are not the same, by a long way.

Except that folks have very different thoughts on what the Bible actually says... hence the 30,000+ different protestant denominations all claiming to understand the Bible better than 'the Church across the street'.

What do you mean "except"? I guess this statement is supposed to give me pause in my drive to understand the Bible, rather than spending my time trying to understand what a bunch of different churches say about the Bible? Don't just try to bring me down- say something constructive. Tell me what you think I should be doing, if you're wise enough to tell me "except".

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: angminas
At our church, we're taught to believe the Bible over what any person says

I hope the sheeple training is going well, I guess...

Hey, no need to know what you're talking about before you insult me and my church. Knee-jerk reactions are definitely the best way to show how clear your thinking is in comparison to mine.

I'm no sheep. You'd know that if you knew me. But you don't, so why are you calling me one, as if you knew what you were talking about?

 

[EXman]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
what is funny about people who have done something with their lives buying nice cars?

Change the thread title to: 2 pathetic self-absorbed whiny myspace posts about church today.

OP needs to grow up.

 

[EXman]

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
Jesus is ok with you doing a 17 year old. Unless it is in the butt.

were you dropped on your head?

 

[MichaelD]

I'm just flabbergasted by the poster that TAKES NOTES in church. You gotta be kidding. I wonder if he gets together with the other brainwashed teens afterwards and they compare notes to see who has a better understanding of today's service?

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: EXman

Originally posted by: Mwilding
what is funny about people who have done something with their lives buying nice cars?

Change the thread title to: 2 pathetic self-absorbed whiny myspace posts about church today.

OP needs to grow up.

how exactly do i need to grow up? i found it funny that there were so many cars i liked at church, of all places. me = thoroughly

michaelID - are you referring to me or someone else?

 

[krunchykrome]

I've never been to church in my life except for weddings, but everytime I drive past a church during their service, people are walking to and from their cars like they're going to the Oscars, seriously. Makes me think that many people go to church just for the social aspect of it than for religous reasons.