2 Abrams tanks vs. 10,000 Chinese cavalrymen: Who would win?

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her209

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Easy, dig a deep trench and lure the tanks to go across it thus causing it to go down head first and become stuck.

EDIT: To add, the calvarymen could just dig a giant "moat" and put themselves on an "island" and can then attack the tanks at will and run back into the ditch for safety. :evil:

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FoBoT

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if pirates are driving the tanks, the tanks win easy
if ninjas are in the tanks, then it would be 50/50 either way
 

Scouzer

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You guys seem to forget, there is a coaxial machine gun mounted beside the main gun INSIDE the tank. The gunner is impervious to small arms fire.
 

montanafan

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The guys on horseback just follow the tanks staying out of range until they run out of gas, then they wait for the guys inside to either die of thirst or kill them as they come out.
 
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lets assume gas is unlimited. Regardless, enough people/horses will die so that the tank will be stuck. Use the thousands of body as cover to close in and then cover up the entire tank with bodies. Eventually, they will suffocate and die, or the stench or rotting bodies and maggots will make them go insane and they'll catch some sort of airborne infection.
 
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Abrams. Main Anti Infantry Rounds would kill dozens of guys at once. The Secondary Machine gun would take care of the rest.
 

mooglemania85

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if we are assuming that gas and ammo are unlimited, should we also assume the horses are actually magical unicorns? or how about centaurs?
 

theeedude

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10,000 Chinese cavalrymen can run away from tank and eat their horses to outlive the guys in the tank.
 

sygyzy

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Even if they couldn't open the hatch, what's to stop 10,000 calvary swarming the tank and just hitting the treads or wheels with the buts of their gun. Or constantly shooting it. With unlimited ammo, I am sure you can break the tank.
 

Safeway

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Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: Hacp
Originally posted by: DrPizza
uhhh, what weapons do the cavalrymen get to use?

Chinese so probably swords?
And chopsticks.

Okay, that was a little racial.

Can the calvary take dry rice and throw it at the tanks, and then add water to activate the shear explosive and expansive power of the rice? I'd like to see the callies eat their way out of that.

Tonight. We dine. On rice.
 

sandorski

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Oct 10, 1999
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Give each Chinese Cavalrymen a Craftsman toolkit. They'll strip the tanks then make cheap knockoffs turning their horses into Abrams!
 

Safeway

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Originally posted by: sandorski
Give each Chinese Cavalrymen a Craftsman toolkit. They'll strip the tanks then make cheap knockoffs turning their horses into Abrams!

Ahaha.
 

Coquito

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Originally posted by: Safeway
Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: Hacp
Originally posted by: DrPizza
uhhh, what weapons do the cavalrymen get to use?

Chinese so probably swords?
And chopsticks.

Okay, that was a little racial.

Can the calvary take dry rice and throw it at the tanks, and then add water to activate the shear explosive and expansive power of the rice? I'd like to see the callies eat their way out of that.

Tonight. We dine. On rice.

How about stuffing the main gun turret full of rice instead?

Where are all the Chinese fireworks?!
 
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You are quite stupid if you think the tank will win. 10,000 is a huge number. Remember when USC lost to Cal and we stormed the field? Yeah. There you go. Even if the tank keeps firing I can guarantee you there will be enough horses that if they were all armed with rope they could tie up the tank and flip it over. I'm pretty sure you only need like 200 horses and you could start dragging the tank. I know a tank is insanely heavy but it's not too hard when you have those numbers.

A gun is nice to have but do you realize it's kinda hard to take down a crowd when you're in the middle.

You guys made some references to Starcraft. You know when people play those UMS maps like HELMS DEEP? You get those stupid LOTR heroes like Legolas. Even if all the Uruk Hai armies can't kill you, when you're surrounded it's a little hard to get out even if you can fight your way out.

10,000 people would be a different story.
 

LS20

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theyre chinese..they could engineer an anti-tank device before the gunner gets the first reload in...
 

SirStev0

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Originally posted by: userman
Do the Chinese have anti tank missiles? Also do they have demo guys with anti tank charges?
The tanks would get killed.

or 2 rpgs...?
 

NiteWulf

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So long as this thread is going the way it is...
Mounted cavalry or mechanized cavalry?
If mounted, which century?
 

Sinsear

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Originally posted by: Phokus
Originally posted by: yllus
Originally posted by: Hacp
Calvarymen of course. Just make a circle around the tanks, and charge in. If your horse is stuck, go on foot and run to the tanks.
No way man. The tanks could so easily cut a hole in that circle - main gun for effect, and machine guns to keep 'em coming down.

Wouldn't the 10,000 calvarymen shoot the machinegunner dead first?

The .50cal can be controlled from inside the tank without any exposure.
 

LongCoolMother

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Originally posted by: DLeRium
You are quite stupid if you think the tank will win. 10,000 is a huge number. Remember when USC lost to Cal and we stormed the field? Yeah. There you go. Even if the tank keeps firing I can guarantee you there will be enough horses that if they were all armed with rope they could tie up the tank and flip it over. I'm pretty sure you only need like 200 horses and you could start dragging the tank. I know a tank is insanely heavy but it's not too hard when you have those numbers.

A gun is nice to have but do you realize it's kinda hard to take down a crowd when you're in the middle.

You guys made some references to Starcraft. You know when people play those UMS maps like HELMS DEEP? You get those stupid LOTR heroes like Legolas. Even if all the Uruk Hai armies can't kill you, when you're surrounded it's a little hard to get out even if you can fight your way out.

10,000 people would be a different story.

good point!