I know ATOT loves to pile on the self righteousness, but "owned" was the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title. Before I read the actual news, I had no idea whether this was some girl in the middle of america talking about having to endure a couple nights with a bunch of horny and smelly guys who were mean to her, or if it was someone being brutally assaulted.
Either way, "owned" was a gut reaction sharpened by too much intarwebs, and whether it was someone I knew or didn't, getting into an accident or otherwise, "owned" would probably still be the same reaction. Whether I was happy or not about that particular ownage is a different story, but hey.. go ahead and be righteous =P.