10 things Blacks, Whites and Mexicans wont admit.

[biggiesmallz]

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in
line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is
not normal.



10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.

6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store
is not normal.



10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
more than your car.

 

[quakefiend420]

bwahahaha

ib teh ban

 

[KarenMarie]

I dont think this is allowed here? Not sure cause it is a joke, but some might see it as racist.

funny though...

 

[Ikonomi]

5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.

My girlfriend is Mexican, and her name is Maria. So is her sister's name. And her mom's. :thumbsdown:

In fact, she has the same middle name as her mom, too. :thumbsdown:

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I dont think this is allowed here? Not sure cause it is a joke, but some might see it as racist.

funny though...

i guess if the OP is an asian it might be racist...

ahh lighten up or stfu

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
bwahahaha

ib teh ban

QFT!!! AHAHA, great post. IMO I think its very very true though. Any for asian people?

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: goku
Any for asian people?

indeed. i feel left out

 

[klah]

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
bwahahaha

ib teh ban

QFT!!! AHAHA, great post. IMO I think its very very true though. Any for asian people?

TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. You cant drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. The peace sign is outdated.
4. Rice is not a main course.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

:laugh:

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I dont think this is allowed here? Not sure cause it is a joke, but some might see it as racist.

funny though...

i guess if the OP is an asian it might be racist...

ahh lighten up or stfu

I did not say I found it racist. I thought it was funny. I was just warning the OP that the thread might get locked.

Depends on what mod is on duty really....

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: klah

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
bwahahaha

ib teh ban

QFT!!! AHAHA, great post. IMO I think its very very true though. Any for asian people?

TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. You cant drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. The peace sign is outdated.
4. Rice is not a main course.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.

excellent

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I dont think this is allowed here? Not sure cause it is a joke, but some might see it as racist.

funny though...

i guess if the OP is an asian it might be racist...

ahh lighten up or stfu

I did not say I found it racist. I thought it was funny. I was just warning the OP that the thread might get locked.

Depends on what mod is on duty really....

true dat

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: klah

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
bwahahaha

ib teh ban

QFT!!! AHAHA, great post. IMO I think its very very true though. Any for asian people?

TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. You cant drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. The peace sign is outdated.
4. Rice is not a main course.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: klah

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
bwahahaha

ib teh ban

QFT!!! AHAHA, great post. IMO I think its very very true though. Any for asian people?

TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. You cant drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. The peace sign is outdated.
4. Rice is not a main course.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.

ROFL, though I'd normally give it a 15/10 but I think this deserves a 10/10 because some I disagree with.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: goku

ROFL, though I'd normally give it a 15/10 but I think this deserves a 10/10 because some I disagree with.

ditto. would have been funnier if more of those were true

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: goku

ROFL, though I'd normally give it a 15/10 but I think this deserves a 10/10 because some I disagree with.

ditto. would have been funnier if more of those were true

PSA: OBVIOUSLY NOT ALL THE THINGS ABOUT WHITES/BLACKS/HISPANICS were true either

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: goku

ROFL, though I'd normally give it a 15/10 but I think this deserves a 10/10 because some I disagree with.

ditto. would have been funnier if more of those were true

PSA: OBVIOUSLY NOT ALL THE THINGS ABOUT WHITES/BLACKS/HISPANICS were true either

shens

 

[George P Burdell]

ROFL, 10/10 for the entire thread

 

[Kadarin]

Nice job! :thumbsup:

 

[Sheepathon]

"Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

10 people to a car is considered too many.

Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

LOL

 

[EyeMWing]

11ty/10

 

[Pepsei]

er, I used my crown royal bag for holding dice... you know ... rpg dice....

 

[FM2n]

You know you FOB when:

1. You duck when the cops drive by.
2. Your parents screams across the supermarket for you.
3. You steal ducks at the local park.
4. You've been in America for more than 10 years, yet you still smell like fish.
5. You use vietnamese and english in the same sentence.
6. You have the entire collection of Paris by Night.
7. You live in a 2 bedroom apartment, collect Welfare, and drive a Lexus.
8. You carry Gucci and LV purses to the supermarket while wearing pajamas.
9. You don't know why you are in jail.

Edit: This deserves a thread of it's own.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I dont think this is allowed here? Not sure cause it is a joke, but some might see it as racist.

funny though...

Telling jokes about race does not magically make someone a racist or bigot.... *sigh*

 

[iamme]

hehehe