10 things Blacks, Whites and Mexicans wont admit.

[vi edit]

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

I almost spit my water all over the screen on that one.

 

[Mucho]

YOU KNOW YOU ARE JAPANESE IF...
1. You're obsessed with your hair, your car, and your clothes
2. You want to marry a Korean American or Chinese American woman
(males); or you want to marry a white guy (females).
3. You're afraid of black people.
4. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE KOREAN IF...
1. You smoke and drink too much.
2. You've got a bottle of Kimchi in your fridge.
3. You're afraid of black people.
4. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE CHINESE IF...
1. You think you're the smartest people in the world.
2. You have a pager and cellular phone with you at all times.
3. Today's steamed rice is tomorrow's fried rice.
4. You're afraid of black people.
5. You know you are superior to all other Asians.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.

My girlfriend is Mexican, and her name is Maria. So is her sister's name. And her mom's. :thumbsdown:

In fact, she has the same middle name as her mom, too. :thumbsdown:

My GF is Colombian.


Her name is Maria.


So is her Mother.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I dont think this is allowed here? Not sure cause it is a joke, but some might see it as racist.

funny though...

Lighten up.

Funny post

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: FM2n
You know you FOB when:
7. You live in a 2 bedroom apartment, collect Welfare, and drive a Lexus.
8. You carry Gucci and LV purses to the supermarket while wearing pajamas.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[KDOG]

We have to add this one to the "what black people won't admit" list...

11. Really, we do NOT need to hear your car stereo from 6 blocks away.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: KDOG
We have to add this one to the "what black people won't admit" list...

11. Really, we do NOT need to hear your car stereo from 6 blocks away.

if we are going to stereotype add this one to all groups. i'd say it's more prevalent among young people.

 

[ColdFusion718]

LOL

 

[Mayfriday0529]

To the OP

You should change your thread topic to Hispanic since that relates to all hispanics, were Mexican is just one country.

 

[AdamSnow]

:laugh:

 

[vshah]

nothing for indians?

 

[Toasthead]

I dunno, Im white and I find it totally acceptable to idntify Kool-Aid by color, especially nowadays when the names dont tell you anything about the flavor. Dinsoaurberry BLast and Razzleberry suprise

 

[Soccerman06]

Someones going to helllllllll

 

[nakedfrog]

Eh

 

[IronWing]

Things American Indians won't admit:

1. Clothes come in materials other than blue denim.
2. Fry bread was never meant to be a staple.
3. Belt buckles weren't intended as body armor.
4. Hats are detachable.

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

I almost spit my water all over the screen on that one.

haha me too

 

[rodneyxiii]

OJ did it?

 

[oogabooga]

i'm sure this isn't allowed >< but that said : funnay!

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.

My girlfriend is Mexican, and her name is Maria. So is her sister's name. And her mom's. :thumbsdown:

In fact, she has the same middle name as her mom, too. :thumbsdown:

My GF is Colombian.


Her name is Maria.


So is her Mother.

Well, here's to Marias. :beer:

 

[Chadder007]

The Whistle goes WOOOO!

 

[IronWing]

I have eight cousins with Ray as their first or middle names, all in the same family. You'd be shocked to learn my uncle's name.

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: Chadder007
The Whistle goes WOOOO!

We blacks freely admit that.

 

[Triumph]

My sister married into a Hispanic family. Guess what her sister-in-law's and mother-in-law's names are???

 

[Triumph]

I love it!

 

[Darkstar757]

Originally posted by: biggiesmallz
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in
line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is
not normal.



10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.

6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store
is not normal.



10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
more than your car.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.


Awww man thats GREAT LOL