10 Rules to Date Me!!!

[atiyeh]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Have fun being lonely.

 

[DaFinn]

Originally posted by: adrianwalters

Originally posted by: Mo0o
God i hope this is a joke

Of course it is. I'm dumb, not stupid

Stupid is what stupid does...

 

[chowmein]

if you got those demands for women they're gonna own you when they want to establish "rules"

 

[The Stigenator]

some are worth using, others need tweaking to work.

 

[nakedfrog]

Yeah, yeah, you all mock and deride him, but if he DOES get a chick to sign it, he's in :thumbsup:

Originally posted by: chowmein
if you got those demands for women they're gonna own you when they want to establish "rules"

They DO establish rules. They just don't have the courtesy to give you a copy. Or notify you when they change.

 

[joecool]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Have fun being lonely.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Just for you, adrianwalters... kthxbye

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Celibacy for life!

Except for #3 and #6, a hooker would fit the bill quite nicely.

 

[Taejin]

Enjoy your life of masturbation.

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Have fun being lonely and/or gay.

Fixed

 

[blakeatwork]

Cliffnotes:

Please have a pulse (negotiable)

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Have fun being lonely.

Yup.

 

[imported_Schmitty]

wow, with those your going to get pwned and rejected by every woman who you encounter.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: brigden
You're a fvckwad.

Agreed.

 

[wiredspider]

Um enjoy Rosy Palms I guess....

 

[xirtam]

Guess you haven't figured out that women do all the choosing in this world.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Have fun being lonely.

No Shat!


Ausm

 

[SilentVixen]

If all men were like this then they'd have no choice but to be gay! Then the stick up their ass would be replaced with something else!

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: SilentVixen
If all men were like this then they'd have no choice but to be gay! Then the stick up their ass would be replaced with something else!

also, if all men were like this, there would be no choice but to be lesbians for us gals either!

 

[Scarpozzi]

I like this one: "Don't leave your purse at home, you may not eat."

 

[awal]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
I like this one: "Don't leave your purse at home, you may not eat."

Ah, someone with a sense of humor... Dont get me wrong I would never hand this to a girl to sign. I may think it, but I would never act upon it.

 

[JDub02]

i think it's funny. :thumbsup:

my g/f breaks every one of those rules, with the exception of #1 (she's in college). i think i'll send it to her.

 

[AdamSnow]

hope you have a good relationship with your hand...

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: brigden
You're a fvckwad.

x10

 

[awal]

Originally posted by: maziwanka

Originally posted by: brigden
You're a fvckwad.

x10

Thanks...