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10 Rules to Date Me!!!

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awal

Senior member
From hence forth this will be handed out to all potential women I may date.


  1. 1. You must have a job or be in school pursuing an education. College, trade school, etc ? if you are pursuing your GED go away now! Please be smarter than a rock.
  1. 2. You must have your own car or be comfortable walking/catching the bus. No one but me drives my car & I don?t provide shuttle service.
  1. 3. My money is my money. If I choose to spend it on your then so be it, but don't expect it. This includes meals, movie tickets, etc. Don't leave your purse at home, you may not eat.
  1. 4. Under no circumstances are you allowed to sleep over. Ever! My place is my place, don't get comfortable. As the sign in my apartment says ? "KEEP LEFT"
  1. 5. Take a day to not speak to me. I need my space from time to time. Just because we date, don't expect to get married. I am only with you until I find something better.
  1. 6. Don't do anything that would cause me to consider your past. IE don't show up at the door half naked on the second date (this once happened). I will question myself as to what you have done in the past with others.
  1. 7. Don't make plans for us to do stuff without first asking me. Don't assume I will make plans for us either.
  1. 8. Don't be more aggressive than I am. I'm a man not a Love Machine.
  1. 9. Valentines is a Commercial Holiday. This is one of the few days I will pay for your meal, Christmas & Birthdays being the others. I don't do flowers!
  1. 10. If you have emotional stability issues stay away from me. I have my own problems, I don't need your issues being my issues.

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I'm a female beating/abusing redneck with a mullet. You'll love me. Now get me some beer, bitch.

And all your money belong to me.
 
i'd have to scratch these 2.

8. Don't be more aggressive than I am. I'm a man not a Love Machine.
don't show up at the door half naked
 
I don't know about you, but I like fvcking my girlfriend all night when she sleeps over.

Maybe you're gay.
 
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