10,000 B.C.

NanoStuff

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Nice. Finely crafted iron swords in 10,000BC, take that history!

This is probably going to be dumber than even I would expect, but I'll reserve my judgment until I have had the opportunity to see it at no expense to myself.
 

pontifex

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i'm looking at it as sort of a Hyborian Age type of movie, like the age that Conan lived in. It was way before the lands and peoples we know now ever existed.

i dunno, all i have seen about it is the trailer so far.
 

Shawn

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Looks kinda cool. Not expecting it to be historically accurate or anything.
 

Jeffwo

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Looks pretty cool. Get to "see" the creatures that were here before the flood...LOL
 

HombrePequeno

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The director isn't that great. The Patriot and Stargate are the only movies that he directed that I enjoyed.
 

Shawn

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Originally posted by: HombrePequeno
The director isn't that great. The Patriot and Stargate are the only movies that he directed that I enjoyed.

You didn't like Independence Day?
 

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They look to be building large pyramid type structures in the trailer, did they even have such large structures back then? Or is this mostly going to be about 6,000 years old, around the time of the Egyptians?
 

Mucho

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Looks really dumb, the 300 loving crowd should enjoy it though. BTW, there is no evidence that men rode horses before 2000 BC.
 

HombrePequeno

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Originally posted by: Mucho
Looks really dumb, the 300 loving crowd should enjoy it though. BTW, there is no evidence that men rode horses before 2000 BC.

There's also no evidence they built pyramids. I don't think this movie is shooting for historical accuracy.
 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: Safeway
The only thing I could think of while watching the trailer was, "Meh."

all i thought was "specialeffects specialeffects specialeffects"

and then "meh"

 

TehMac

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Originally posted by: NanoStuff
Nice. Finely crafted iron swords in 10,000BC, take that history!

This is probably going to be dumber than even I would expect, but I'll reserve my judgment until I have had the opportunity to see it at no expense to myself.

It seems like the director wanted to cash into the Conan and Scorpion cash cows existing.
That said, I didn't see any swords or the like. Looks kinda cool. I doubt I'll see it though. Not much a movie goer. ---____---

Originally posted by: Mucho
Looks really dumb, the 300 loving crowd should enjoy it though. BTW, there is no evidence that men rode horses before 2000 BC.

Not for combat, but if people rode donkeys, they sure as hell could ride a horse. The problem is, combat would be extremely tricky. Mainly because stirrups (an Asian invention) weren't introduced in Europe and the Mediteranean til around 400A.D.
The Gauls had developed a saddle that held a guy in his seat so he could wield a lance and sword to some effect, but it was the next best thing besides stirrups. This invention was found by Archeaologists dating to around the 4th century B.C. (or B.C.E. if you're an atheist, or politically correct. ;))

Originally posted by: Linflas
Originally posted by: sdifox
Is this an update of One Million Years BC? :)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060782/

I actually saw that movie in the theater as a kid and the only thing I remember about it is Rachel Welch and her skimpy fur bikini. :D

'Rachel Welch is probably one of the hottest peeps from the '60's and '70's.

I'm surprised it isn't B.C.E. either. All the bored liberals and politically correct people must have been whacking off to Darwin the day the trailer got released.
 

AmpedSilence

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Originally posted by: Safeway
The only thing I could think of while watching the trailer was, "Meh."

huh, the only thing i was thinking was.... 'this makes no sense! wtf is going on!'
 

chuckywang

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Originally posted by: Jeffwo
Looks pretty cool. Get to "see" the creatures that were here before the flood...LOL

LOL, I can see the Creationists throwing a hissy fit already.
 

TehMac

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Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: Jeffwo
Looks pretty cool. Get to "see" the creatures that were here before the flood...LOL

LOL, I can see the Creationists throwing a hissy fit already.

I beat you. :p

Regardless, can anyone see this trying to cash in as the Scorpion King of 2007/08?
 

clamum

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Looks pretty cool. Historical (very loosely based or very accurate) and future -type movies are my favorite types.