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Zoo Shooting Spree

Kyteland

Kyteland

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Laid-Off Zoologist Goes On Tranquilizing Rampage

SAN DIEGO?Twelve San Diego Zoo visitors and two employees were brutally sedated Monday, when laid-off zoologist Dr. Brian Vermeer, 41, returned to his former place of work armed with a tranquilizer gun and began firing into a crowd. "It was kind of horrible," said Maria Christopher, 44, who witnessed the tranquilizing spree. "People were gently falling asleep over the course of 20 to 30 seconds everywhere." The spree ended when Vermeer turned his gun on himself, knocking himself out for half an hour.
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From The Onion - News in Breif
 
LOL, the Onion has good writers. This is up there with the recruit complaining about life being too "disciplined" in the Marines 🙂
 
i can just see it, a "hero" goes to stop the gunman, slowly he walks towards the assailant, but meer steps before reaching him, he falls face first into a puddle of his own drool
 
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