Zoo Season 2

[Elixer]

Lol, I didn't think it could get any dumber.

Spoiler

First, we find the "abbie" mom tearing up lions. Then she sticks her finger/appendage in Abe's chest, and he shrugs it off? Did the production house have a sale on "abbies" or something? They all look the same...

Then soldier girl...she spins herself down trying to defend herself from horses? LOL.
Then the missed stomp, which allows her to escape? (Where did the other horses go, that surrounded her before?)
Then they run into a warehouse, which just happens to have a motorcycle in it, and they made a ramp to go through the window. Fine. But, now, instead of going toward the outpost, so they can take out the animals, she lures them away, and that was one slow bike.
She then gets the signal, and she turns around, and.. and... runs out of gas (or did the engine blow?), so she hits the brakes, or something, since all momentum was lost, so she couldn't coast into the outpost? Also, why didn't they fire at the horses? They had guns...Oh that's right, Bob Barker told them not to shoot any animals!
Meanwhile, the bones got shuffled, and that caused him to say, Aha! Saber tooth cat! I mean, it was obvious after the bones got shuffled a tiny bit.

Now, time to get your freak on, son & stepmom going at it, which, apparently was his girlfriend first?
Okay... ratings must be hitting rock bottom?

I can't believe this was the only new thing on.

 

[Elixer]

Q: Is the secure line traceable?
A: By definition a secure line are not traceable... But in Russia, we trace everything!
...
Then we got the backseat bird driver? Basically, if bird "flew left" in the cage, you turn the car right? It flew right, car turns left?
"Tell the bird to make up its mind!"

 

[Charmonium]

Lol, I didn't think it could get any dumber.

Spoiler

First, we find the "abbie" mom tearing up lions. Then she sticks her finger/appendage in Abe's chest, and he shrugs it off? Did the production house have a sale on "abbies" or something? They all look the same...

Then soldier girl...she spins herself down trying to defend herself from horses? LOL.
Then the missed stomp, which allows her to escape? (Where did the other horses go, that surrounded her before?)
Then they run into a warehouse, which just happens to have a motorcycle in it, and they made a ramp to go through the window. Fine. But, now, instead of going toward the outpost, so they can take out the animals, she lures them away, and that was one slow bike.
She then gets the signal, and she turns around, and.. and... runs out of gas (or did the engine blow?), so she hits the brakes, or something, since all momentum was lost, so she couldn't coast into the outpost? Also, why didn't they fire at the horses? They had guns...Oh that's right, Bob Barker told them not to shoot any animals!
Meanwhile, the bones got shuffled, and that caused him to say, Aha! Saber tooth cat! I mean, it was obvious after the bones got shuffled a tiny bit.

Now, time to get your freak on, son & stepmom going at it, which, apparently was his girlfriend first?
Okay... ratings must be hitting rock bottom?

I can't believe this was the only new thing on.

I was hoping they'd go with smilodon rather than a generic sabre-tooth, but it was not to be.

 

[Elixer]

Never mind about the acid spitting badger, the pregnancy, the "directional" EMP weapon that took out 2 F-16s, and the stiletto heel acting as a "fireman key" (which just flopped around in the keyhole?)
But then, we got a gorilla that was purposely sent to the event, and you are trying to tell me it couldn't open the elevator doors or jump or do anything but ride the elevator down?
The "writers" are getting sloppier & sloppier.

Good thing they are going to the island of the extinct animals now, this should be a barrel of laughs.

 

[Imp]

Two hour finale happening now... Half an hour left.

 

[Imp]

That's season two... Holy shit, did you know this show got renewed already?

http://www.ew.com/article/2016/08/10/zoo-season-3-cbs

With how much of the second season was spent in the plane (i.e. a small, cheap set), that shouldn't be too surprising. Um, so season 3 actually looks interesting with how this one just ended.

 

[Elixer]

Didn't this show take the place of Under the Dome?

This show must be really cheap to make or something. Maybe they are saving $$$ by not having any writers?

Spoiler

Seriously?
- There is no way that transmitter could broadcast to the whole island.
- Look at the cage. Missing something? Yeah. Opps.
- Just where did they get all those birds & cages, and enough 'cure' made in time & inject birds with it?
Skip the fact that the General and the guy that killed him sound nothing alike, and also skip the fact that they could have killed them all multiple times, and then we got those "wolf things" not go after them as well, and, they escaped to an unguarded, fueled plane?
Then, here comes the double (triple?) agent("logan") plot twist, and more bad CGI, a snotty kid, pigeons that can fly faster than a jet, and while everyone else outside the pound couldn't get in, they just walk in, and nobody notices them?
Do we really want to take a deeper look into the whole sterilization thing? Nope, this series has too many holes as it is.

cBS at work.

 

[Charmonium]

Too bad Tyrant was canceled. They could have done a crossover episode with Fox next season. The animals could join the rebellion for sharia law which turns out to be a genetic defect and the cure is forcing the rebels to have gay sex.

 

[Elixer]

Hey Charmonium, I think CBS would like to hire you as their new head writer!

 

[Elixer]

Looks like this is back tonight...

Thu, 6/29, 10:00 PM 1 hr
"No Place Like Home"
New, 6/29/2017, Drama, Science, Thriller, Adaptation, Environmental, Suspense
A decade after the curing the animals, which came at the cost of the human population's fertility, a new threat known as "hybrids" arises, an army of nearly invincible creatures made in a laboratory with the intent of ending mankind.

"Nearly" invincible creatures?

 

[destrekor]

This show is still on? lol

Oh shit, wait I know, they have a target audience who must eat this shit up:

Spoiler

Trump voters