Zod for President

[Spook]

General Zod 2008

The Mighty General Zod
2008 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE Vote for your ruler
When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.

-- General Zod
Your Future President and Eternal Ruler

 

[cKGunslinger]

Hallowed are the Ori.

 

[Rogeee]

Q. Your Worshipfulness, on the day of your arrival, when you ordered the President to kneel before you in the Oval Office, were you tempted to tear the wig off his head and use it for yourself? Obviously your superpowers do not encompass a full and lush hairline. -- Tommy G.

A. A clever observation; indeed it is true that the high gamma emissions from our binary star have created conditions ripe for alopecia. Thankfully your ruler enjoys the services of the Hair Club for Men. See the images at right for an example of what they have done for me. Remember, I am not only a client. I am also to be the President.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks for the good belly laugh

 

[venk]

Zod vs the Ori :Q

 

[everman]

Cthulhu for President!

 

[czech09]

I wouldn't vote him based solely upon the fact that his Photoshop skills are seriously lacking...