You obviously never dropped a zippo in water. Every now and then my zippo will fall out of my shirt pocket into at least 2 inches+ of water. Completely submerged too. The first couple times, I didn't think it was going to light. I didn't have to blow on anything, and it lit right up. It still lights when I forget to empty my pockets before climbing down into a backflow preventer pit, and drop it. You'd be surprised about how decently well of a seal brass on brass can create. And most don't know, when you buy a new zippo, always take the packing and wick out of the insert, and re run the wick through each rayon ball. Some reason, the zippo factory will stuff the wicks up in to the top area of the insert keeping you from using the entire amount of lighter fluidl. You can make the fluid last for a month or so without lighting it. All you need is to cut a section of a biciycle tire tube just at or just under the length of your zippo. Slide the small sleeve of rubber you just scavenged over your zippo, and enjoy not only a fuel tight seal that let's your unused fuel in your unused zippo last an ungodly amount of time, but also a water tight seal that makes the lighter 95%more or less water proof. They don't stink if lid is kept closed, and if your getting lighter fluid on your pants then you are over filling your lighter which also causes it to dry out sooner. When they do "stink", when lit, I think it stinks great. Stinks like I'm about to grill up some fat ass juice back yard burgers.