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Zim Hosein

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I think I've found my wife to be! :heart:

Cheers Hyperblaze :beer:
 

shilala

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We called them funnels.
Ridgey funnels are damn near impossible to hold down, foam shoots out your nose.
 

RichUK

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i wanna see more of that girl that is attempting to take her top off at the end .. :D
 

meltdown75

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i know a bonging legend

a friend who bonged half a 40-oz bottle of WARM whiskey - bad whiskey too. the kind in the plastic bottles that costs about 1/3 as much as Crown Royal. this happened on a party weekend (weekend-long bash called the "Animal Olympics" in Port Burwell, Ontario) - on the Saturday morning IIRC.

that is all.
 

BigJ

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Yes to bonging with hot chicks, but not to bonging one while delivering. I have whoever shotgunned while delivering pizzas.
 

miniMUNCH

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I chugged half a bottle of scotch on a dare one time...it never hit me. I think my body just said "fvck that" and refused to absorb it.

Beer bongs, keg stands, Edward 40-hands, etc.

Edward 40-hands, for those of you who don't know, is done as follows:

Tape a 40 of nasty malt liquor to each hand...40's don't come off until they are both empty (no pouring out in the bushes/sick/etc.).

It becomes a contest of both being able to handle the liquor and control your bladder (you'll have to piss like race horse half way through).
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: miniMUNCH
I chugged half a bottle of scotch on a dare one time...it never hit me. I think my body just said "fvck that" and refused to absorb it.

Beer bongs, keg stands, Edward 40-hands, etc.

Edward 40-hands, for those of you who don't know, is done as follows:

Tape a 40 of nasty malt liquor to each hand...40's don't come off until they are both empty (no pouring out in the bushes/sick/etc.).

It becomes a contest of both being able to handle the liquor and control your bladder (you'll have to piss like race horse half way through).

:Q
 

SVT Cobra

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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: miniMUNCH
I chugged half a bottle of scotch on a dare one time...it never hit me. I think my body just said "fvck that" and refused to absorb it.

Beer bongs, keg stands, Edward 40-hands, etc.

Edward 40-hands, for those of you who don't know, is done as follows:

Tape a 40 of nasty malt liquor to each hand...40's don't come off until they are both empty (no pouring out in the bushes/sick/etc.).

It becomes a contest of both being able to handle the liquor and control your bladder (you'll have to piss like race horse half way through).

:Q

:Q indeed
 

meltdown75

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Edward 40-hands is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard.

does anyone do the century club anymore? we used to do that one. 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes - 1 per minute. works out to ~8 regular sized beers. i've seen guys guffaw and "psshhhhht i can do that no problem" until they actually give it a try. :p

:beer:
 

RichUK

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
Edward 40-hands is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard.

does anyone do the century club anymore? we used to do that one. 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes - 1 per minute. works out to ~8 regular sized beers. i've seen guys guffaw and "psshhhhht i can do that no problem" until they actually give it a try. :p

:beer:

i think in 100 minutes that is quite do-able
 

Wahsapa

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Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: miniMUNCH
I chugged half a bottle of scotch on a dare one time...it never hit me. I think my body just said "fvck that" and refused to absorb it.

Beer bongs, keg stands, Edward 40-hands, etc.

Edward 40-hands, for those of you who don't know, is done as follows:

Tape a 40 of nasty malt liquor to each hand...40's don't come off until they are both empty (no pouring out in the bushes/sick/etc.).

It becomes a contest of both being able to handle the liquor and control your bladder (you'll have to piss like race horse half way through).

:Q

:Q indeed

i always wondered if this could happen.

once i downed 2/3rds bottle of vodka and not much happened. i was already feeling it and was thinking this would top me off, but i was left wondering wtf happened...
 

tomt4535

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
Edward 40-hands is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard.

does anyone do the century club anymore? we used to do that one. 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes - 1 per minute. works out to ~8 regular sized beers. i've seen guys guffaw and "psshhhhht i can do that no problem" until they actually give it a try. :p

:beer:


My friends and I usually do power hour, 1 shot of beer every minuite for an hour. We made special cds and playlists that have 1 min long clips of songs, and when the song changes, you take the shot.

Oh yeah, and I use my beer bong funnel to fill up my water cooling system. Best $7 ever spent on the boardwalk.
 

kstu

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Originally posted by: RichUK
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Edward 40-hands is probably the funniest thing I have ever heard.

does anyone do the century club anymore? we used to do that one. 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes - 1 per minute. works out to ~8 regular sized beers. i've seen guys guffaw and "psshhhhht i can do that no problem" until they actually give it a try. :p

:beer:

i think in 100 minutes that is quite do-able

if your using a regular size shot glass (1.5 oz) then it is 12.5 beers
thats a whole different story

'power hour' works out to 7.5 beers in an hour
 

compudog

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Best college fun I ever had was playing board games for shots. Operation for shots, Trivial Pursuit for shots, Don't Spill the Beans for shots, Connect Four for shots.

Since those days, I can no longer pass a bottle of Southern Comfort without getting nostalgic dry heaves....

 

anxi80

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the tube gets empty pretty quick. either they have a thick ass tube or they are only pouring one beer/half a beer in there. i remember buying the materials for a beer bong at home depot one time, and when the cashier asked us what we were up to my friend chimes in that we are doing a tornado-effect for science class. it was funny because it was so random, even though she knew what was up.

best story is watching a guy at a party try and beer bong 2 40 oz's. he got about a quarter into the second one before the first one came out to say hello.