Zero punctuation reviews Halo 3

[Demon-Xanth]

Yes, I know there is a games forum, and yes, I know I'm skirting Olsmoboat's law here.

 

[Czar]

that was damn good

 

[Hammerhead]

was than an asian with a generic english accent?

 

[Paratus]

LOL

 

[40Hands]

That was great. I like his style.

 

[rstove02]

From what I remember, he is England born but living in Australia.

 

[jjones]

Holy crap, I couldn't go through that monologue like that if my life depended on it. Hilarious.

 

[Slick5150]

No oldsmoboat warning necessary. That was really funny.

 

[Nik]

Bwuahahahaha!

 

[xanis]

That was excellent. :laugh:

 

[ryan256]

Talking about the AI of your teammates in the single player game.

Its great in theory Unfortunately its all let down by the NPCs all being pants on head retarded
On one occasion it was my jeep VS an enemy tank but the clueless pillock at the turret seemed more interested in shooting down nearby butterflies Eventually I got out and took the turret myself ordering my passenger to take the drivers seat whereupon he immediately drove us smack into a wall and sat there picking his nose while the enemy leisurely blew is to Narnia

LMAO!!

 

[Kaspian]

That was great! Thanks for the link!:laugh:

 

[raystorm]

Great stuff...and he's right on many things too.

 

[AdamK47]

I've been following his reviews for a couple of weeks now. My favorite is his Psychonauts review.

 

[MrPickins]

"Captain Bland's Monotonous Adventure"

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[Fenixgoon]

that guy is friggin HILARIOUS! :laugh:

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: 40Hands
That was great. I like his style.

:thumbsup:

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Ferpect! :laugh:

 

[Acanthus]

That was great

 

[andylawcc]

totally awesomeness to the max

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

FTW :thumbsup:

 

[Phokus]

hahahaha, i love it!

 

[MrPickins]

For those (like me) who hadn't heard of the guy, here's the rest of his videos.

http://www.escapistmagazine.co...ahtzee%20Croshaw/posts

 

[Aikouka]

I thought the mention of not caring about multiplayer was in pretty poor taste. This guy must've been one of the people to buy (errm have some company buy...) Tribes: Vengeance for the wonderful single player action! Most FPS games include single player stories just to placate people and the real meat is in the multiplayer. Is this guy going to diss Quake III Arena's "single player" mode next?

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Aikouka
I thought the mention of not caring about multiplayer was in pretty poor taste. This guy must've been one of the people to buy (errm have some company buy...) Tribes: Vengeance for the wonderful single player action! Most FPS games include single player stories just to placate people and the real meat is in the multiplayer. Is this guy going to diss Quake III Arena's "single player" mode next?

i know im in the vast minority here, but there were 2 games i owned for my xbox and 1 i currently own for my 360

all of them begin with a "H" and end with "alo"

all 3 were purchased solely for the single player