Yucky School Food

[Sea Moose]

I ate a chicken roll from the college.

Within the hour i was as pale as a ghost and i was shaking. I left the class early and struggled to drive home.

As soon as i got home i got into the shower and started vomiting profusivley. I spent about 20 minutes vomiting and dry wretching in the shower. I felt like i was going to die.

I sat under the shower for another ten minutes and then went up to bed and fell asleep. I woke up a couple hours later and felt born again.




The moral of the story. Dont buy chicken roles from dodgey looking lunch shops.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose
I ate a chicken role from the college.

Within the hour i was as pale as a ghost and i was shaking. I left the class early and struggled to drive home.

As soon as i got home i got intto the shower and started vomiting profusivley. I spent about 20 minutes vomiting and dry wretching in the shower. I felt like i was going to die.

I sat under the shower for another ten minutes and then went up to bed and fell asleep. I woke up a couple hours later and felt born again.

The moral of the story. Dont buy chicken roles from dodgey looking lunch shops.

That's cuz chickens don't have Roles.

You shoulda gotten a chicken roll from a pizzaria..

 

[Sea Moose]

I fixed my poor spelling 😛 I need to preview things first!

 

[AmberClad]

I actually got food poisoning in college once eating a chicken tortilla wrap too -- pretty sure it was some dodgy ranch sauce in it that did me in.

 

[0roo0roo]

lol driving home with food poisoning..hard to beat that kinda fun.

 

[Sea Moose]

it ws only a 20minute drive, but it felt like forever. I had my window down and air conditioning cranking to try and get my body temp down. I started stripping off, when i got home i was in my shorts, with my belt and button undone to take the pressure off my stomach.

 

[Pepsei]

i missed the eating of a fresh hot rectangle sausage pizza back in high school. (~1988) ah... good times....

 

[2Xtreme21]

That really must be the suck.

 

[moshquerade]

who knows where that chicken came from or had been before you ate it

 

[Sea Moose]

it was one of those frozen crumbed chicken things. Perfectly round and put on ice.

 

[PottedMeat]

This is one of those stories you can change a sentence or two and it sounds much more interesting.

Originally posted by: Sea Moose
I woke up at some stranger's house after a party. My pants were missing and there was an awful taste in my mouth.

Within the hour i was as pale as a ghost and i was shaking. I left the class early and struggled to drive home.

As soon as i got home i got into the shower and started vomiting profusivley. I spent about 20 minutes vomiting and dry wretching in the shower. I felt like i was going to die.

I sat under the shower for another ten minutes and then went up to bed and fell asleep. I woke up a couple hours later and felt born again.

 

[minendo]

Either your chicken roll was covered in someone else's feces, you ate your own feces, or something you had eaten previously made you sick.

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: minendo
Either your chicken roll was covered in someone else's feces, you ate your own feces, or something you had eaten previously made you sick.

ewwwwww!!!!!!

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat
This is one of those stories you can change a sentence or two and it sounds much more interesting.

Originally posted by: Sea Moose
I woke up at some stranger's house after a party. My pants were missing and there was an awful taste in my mouth.

Within the hour i was as pale as a ghost and i was shaking. I left the class early and struggled to drive home.

As soon as i got home i got into the shower and started vomiting profusivley. I spent about 20 minutes vomiting and dry wretching in the shower. I felt like i was going to die.

I sat under the shower for another ten minutes and then went up to bed and fell asleep. I woke up a couple hours later and felt born again.

Hahaah that was a hilarious twist! I wish i could post pics on this forum! (its kinda annoying we have to have a lame avatar and no pics)