You've GOT to be kidding me - PC Game Bikini Karati Babes
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UglyCasanova
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ugg .... well the pictures are the important part but here is the text:
August 07, 2002 - So tell me class, what are the best fighting games of all time? "Ooh, ooh!" I hear you clamor, "Math, science, English, and P.E. I may have flunked, but this I know. It's Soul Calibur... Dead or Alive 3? Virtua Fighter 4? Street Fighter II? Tobal, as no list can be complete without it?"
If any of the above constituted your choices, then you are completely and totally wrong. Back to the fifth grade it is. The real answer is either Way of the Warrior or Night Trap (because I said so). FMV characters on 2D backdrops with a simplistic set of moves to keep the action accessible and frantic is the only way to go, especially when it involves the shameless exploitation of curvaceous women eager to reveal their amply endowed selves much to the jubilation of sexually frustrated PC gamers. We watch FOX and MTV, don't we?
I find it unfathomable in this day and age ripe with modern technology and low scruples how other, lesser development houses have yet to catch on to this design fundamental. Who do they think they are with their hand-drawn nonsense, polygonal posing, and "gameplay?" How can they be so foolish and brazen to forsake the leading edge of interactive multimedia entertainment? But fear not intrepid IGN follower, there are headlights at the end of this cloudy, angular tunnel, and the developers behind Bikini Karate Babes are not afraid to unsheathe and jiggle them, again, and again, and again, and again.
According to the official website (an absolute must for the swimwear enthusiast), there is only one question prospective players of the what can quite possibly be the greatest game of all time need ask themselves before diving headlong into a round of Bikini Karate Babes:
Am I looking for a good time?
My answer to that query is a resounding yes. But then that very same question has landed me in an overcrowded prison and sex offenders line far too often with a severe case of syphilis to not give me due cause to reply with some prudence. That's why before purchasing Bikini Karate Babes I chose to check out many of the title's movies and screenshots to determine firsthand whether or not the voluptuous payoff would be worth the scant price of admission.
After delving deep into all of the tantalizing media and cleverly reading the suspiciously vague website, I learned a few things. For one, Bikini Karate Babes really does have the kind of action and sex appeal that my life sorely lacks (at least in an interactive fashion). Secondly, the 19 sinfully delightful characters the game so proudly employs really are "bouncy, leggy, aggressive, silly, mischievous, and sexy." There's the lovely Aphrodite (she's my favorite), the destructive, bombastic bosoms of Voluptas, the American flag sporting cutie who can pull a torch out of her -- well, out of her someplace -- and a whole bunch more. But is that enough?
At 60 frames per second, Bikini Karate Babes features the most advanced interactive video experience ever! The full range of motion is captured for every punch, kick and jiggle. You can control each Bikini Karate Babe in real-time! The real-life images, combined with fluid motion and incredible detail, blend the worlds of fantasy and reality together.
So they say. It's unclear how Bikini Karate Babes actually plays (because I haven't played it), but you can buy it right now, so why the hell not? Mystifying breasts are what coax me into all my purchases.
Please, for the sake of all depraved males the world over, check out the official website and our own media page below for more "information."
Try this
Or this
August 07, 2002 - So tell me class, what are the best fighting games of all time? "Ooh, ooh!" I hear you clamor, "Math, science, English, and P.E. I may have flunked, but this I know. It's Soul Calibur... Dead or Alive 3? Virtua Fighter 4? Street Fighter II? Tobal, as no list can be complete without it?"
If any of the above constituted your choices, then you are completely and totally wrong. Back to the fifth grade it is. The real answer is either Way of the Warrior or Night Trap (because I said so). FMV characters on 2D backdrops with a simplistic set of moves to keep the action accessible and frantic is the only way to go, especially when it involves the shameless exploitation of curvaceous women eager to reveal their amply endowed selves much to the jubilation of sexually frustrated PC gamers. We watch FOX and MTV, don't we?
I find it unfathomable in this day and age ripe with modern technology and low scruples how other, lesser development houses have yet to catch on to this design fundamental. Who do they think they are with their hand-drawn nonsense, polygonal posing, and "gameplay?" How can they be so foolish and brazen to forsake the leading edge of interactive multimedia entertainment? But fear not intrepid IGN follower, there are headlights at the end of this cloudy, angular tunnel, and the developers behind Bikini Karate Babes are not afraid to unsheathe and jiggle them, again, and again, and again, and again.
According to the official website (an absolute must for the swimwear enthusiast), there is only one question prospective players of the what can quite possibly be the greatest game of all time need ask themselves before diving headlong into a round of Bikini Karate Babes:
Am I looking for a good time?
My answer to that query is a resounding yes. But then that very same question has landed me in an overcrowded prison and sex offenders line far too often with a severe case of syphilis to not give me due cause to reply with some prudence. That's why before purchasing Bikini Karate Babes I chose to check out many of the title's movies and screenshots to determine firsthand whether or not the voluptuous payoff would be worth the scant price of admission.
After delving deep into all of the tantalizing media and cleverly reading the suspiciously vague website, I learned a few things. For one, Bikini Karate Babes really does have the kind of action and sex appeal that my life sorely lacks (at least in an interactive fashion). Secondly, the 19 sinfully delightful characters the game so proudly employs really are "bouncy, leggy, aggressive, silly, mischievous, and sexy." There's the lovely Aphrodite (she's my favorite), the destructive, bombastic bosoms of Voluptas, the American flag sporting cutie who can pull a torch out of her -- well, out of her someplace -- and a whole bunch more. But is that enough?
At 60 frames per second, Bikini Karate Babes features the most advanced interactive video experience ever! The full range of motion is captured for every punch, kick and jiggle. You can control each Bikini Karate Babe in real-time! The real-life images, combined with fluid motion and incredible detail, blend the worlds of fantasy and reality together.
So they say. It's unclear how Bikini Karate Babes actually plays (because I haven't played it), but you can buy it right now, so why the hell not? Mystifying breasts are what coax me into all my purchases.
Please, for the sake of all depraved males the world over, check out the official website and our own media page below for more "information."
Try this
Or this
as someone with an insider account i can tell you this..
looks extremely lame.. remember that crappy but realistic fighting game on 3DO ? its like that. but dumber, cause it's 'bikini babes'.. as much as i love seeing women, theres easier ways to go about it.
looks extremely lame.. remember that crappy but realistic fighting game on 3DO ? its like that. but dumber, cause it's 'bikini babes'.. as much as i love seeing women, theres easier ways to go about it.
From the pics, a lot of them look pretty strung out. They aren't that hot. Some of the screenshots are funny though...
I recall seeing a post on isonews games forum today about which babe in a PC game is the hottest. If enough guys get off to PC Babe's then there's money to be made. Maybe it doesn't appeal to you but Pokemon was the most annoying stupid thing i've ever heard or seen and that is quite a success
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