You're walking down the street at night when 5 black thugs start following you

[BoomerD]

Apparently my intelligent answer is no good.

Come on Bill...you've been here long enough to know better than to try to use logic in a thread like this...

 

[TallBill]

Come on Bill...you've been here long enough to know better than to try to use logic in a thread like this...

Ah yeah, my bad. I guess I've been busy to post actively lately so I'm losing my touch.

 

[tcsenter]

I'd toss a bucket of fried chicken to my left, roll a couple watermelons in their direction, then leisurely stroll away.

 

[RoloMather]

Apparently my intelligent answer is no good.

Call 911 and try to survive for the 15 mins it take cops to get there. Good idea. The call can lead to an innocent verdict later down the line.

 

[TallBill]

Call 911 and try to survive for the 15 mins it take cops to get there. Good idea. The call can lead to an innocent verdict later down the line.

Yawn, way to pick out only part of my answer. Odds are that sane guys aint gonna follow me anyways, I'm not an easy target. Its the insane ones that I have to watch out for and they don't typically travel in packs.

 

[Zebo]

I'd call that alkemist dude, no problem.

 

[brainhulk]

paint your face black and start break dancing

 

[Dominato3r]

Call 911 and try to survive for the 15 mins it take cops to get there. Good idea. The call can lead to an innocent verdict later down the line.

15mins?!?

What city has a response time that high?

 

[eits]

call 911 (dialing 9 = 911 on cell phones)... don't talk and let them hear me say "stop or i'll shoot!" and fire two warning shots in the asphalt near them (fuck if it's illegal... like i honestly give a damn if my life is threatened)... if they keep coming, i'd like to think i'd shoot at them.

 

[GoofyGoofT]

 

[HAL9000]

I'm sorry... Is everyone just going to answer the question in the OP and ignore the fact that it is retardedly racist. I know a couple of people mentioned it but fuck! This guy doesn't deserve a response to this!

 

[techs]

I've never complained about a thread, ever.
However, this one is so over the top offensive I am going to, as soon as I can figure out how to.

 

[guyver01]

I've never complained about a thread, ever.
However, this one is so over the top offensive I am going to, as soon as I can figure out how to.

 

[HAL9000]

I've never complained about a thread, ever.
However, this one is so over the top offensive I am going to, as soon as I can figure out how to.

Good call.

 

[nick1985]

Run, they wouldn't catch me in a million years.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I can't carry legally here so it's a moot point.

 

[Gibsons]

There's five of them? Five?

Cut by the basketball gym, tell them I'm a scout for the Twolves.

 

[nick1985]

There's five of them? Five?

Cut by the basketball gym, tell them I'm a scout for the Twolves.

LOL!!!

 

[Kev]

like any of the nerds on ATOT would be able to outrun black people! lol!

 

[nick1985]

like any of the nerds on ATOT would be able to outrun black people! lol!

I could easily.

 

[PottedMeat]

like any of the nerds on ATOT would be able to outrun black people! lol!

durr, that's why you jump in a pool.

 

[zokudu]

I wouldn't break out running I would stay calm. Especially if I know I'm carrying. Dial 911 on my cell in my pocket and at worst the police hear what happens. At best I get away safely and have to explain to the cop that I was fearing for my life.

 

[Kirby]

I could easily.

What if they're Kenyan?

 

[nick1985]

What if they're Kenyan?

Kenyan's are not sprinters. They are primarily long-distance runners. I could easily get away.

 

[JackOfHearts]

1) Call 911, Yell I am calling the cops
2) Start looking for a place with other people
3) If they run at me inside 30 feet I start shooting....

Alive in court with 12 people judging is better then 6 carrying me any day....